The Scene: Ravenna
SEBASTIAN, contracted to Isabella
FERNANDO, his friend
ANTONIO, husband to Isabella
ABBERZANES, a gentleman, neither honest, wise, nor valiant
ALMACHILDES, a fantastical gentleman
HERMIO } servants to Antonio
FIRESTONE, the clown and Hecate's son
ISABELLA, niece to the governor [and wife to Antonio]
FRANCISCA, Antonio's sister
AMORETTA, the Duchess's woman
FLORIDA, a courtesan
[An OLD WOMAN]
HECATE, the chief witch
[Five other] witches, [including] STADLIN, HOPPO, [PUCKLE and HELLWAIN]
[MALKIN, a spirit like a cat]
Other Witches and Servants, Mutes
As a true testimony of my ready inclination to your service, I have, merely upon a taste of your desire, recovered into my hands, though not without much difficulty, this ignorantly ill-fated labour of mine. Witches are, ipso facto, by the law condemn'd, and it only, I think, hath made her lie so long in an imprison'd obscurity. For your sake alone, she hath thus far conjur'd herself abroad, and bears no other charms about her but what may tend to your recreation, nor no other spell but to possess you with a belief that as she, so he that first taught her to enchant, will always be
Enter Sebastian and Fernando.
My three years spent in war has now undone
My peace forever.
Good, be patient, sir.
She is my wife by contract before heaven
And all the angels, sir.
I do believe you;
But where's the remedy now? You see she's gone:
Another has possession.
There's the torment.
This day, being the first of your return,
Unluckily proves the first too of her fastening.
Her uncle, sir, the governor of Ravenna,
Holding a good opinion of the bridegroom,
As he's fair-spoken, sir, and wondrous mild--
There goes the devil in a sheepskin!
With all speed,
Clapp'd it up suddenly. I cannot think, sure,
That the maid overloves him; though being married
Perhaps, for her own credit, now she intends
Performance of an honest, duteous wife.
Sir, I've a world of business. Question nothing;
You will but lose your labour. 'Tis not fit
For any, hardly mine own secrecy,
To know what I intend. I take my leave, sir.
I find such strange employments in myself
That, unless death pity me and lay me down,
I shall not sleep these seven years. That's the least, sir.
That sorrow's dangerous can abide no counsel.
'Tis like a wound past cure; wrongs done to love
Strike the heart deeply. None can truly judge on't
But the poor, sensible sufferer, whom it racks
With unbelieved pains, which men in health,
That enjoy love, not possibly can act,
Nay, not so much as think. In troth, I pity him;
His sighs drink life-blood in this time of feasting.
A banquet towards, too? Not yet hath riot
Play'd out her last scene? At such entertainments still
Forgetfulness obeys, and surfeit governs;
Here's marriage sweetly honour'd in gorg'd stomachs,
And overflowing cups.
Enter Gaspero and Servant.
Where is she, sirrah?
Not far off.
Prithee, where? Go fetch her hither;
I'll rid him away straight.
The [duke's] now risen, sir.
I am a joyful man to hear it, sir;
It seems h'as drunk the less, though I think he
That has the least, h'as certainly enough.
I have observ'd this fellow: all the feast-time,
He hath not pledg'd one cup, but look'd most wickedly
Upon good Malaga, flies to the blackjack still,
And sticks to small drink like a water rat.
[Aside] Oh, here she comes. Alas, the poor whore weeps:
'Tis not for grace now, all the world must judge,
It is for spleen and madness 'gainst this marriage.
I do but think but how she could beat the vicar now,
Scratch the man horribly that gave the woman,
The woman worst of all, if she durst do it.--
Why, how now, mistress? This weeping needs not, for though
My master marry for his reputation,
He means to keep you, too.
He doth, indeed;
He swore 't to me last night. Are you so simple,
And have been five years traded, as to think
One woman would serve him? Fie, not an empress!
Why, he'll be sick o' th' wife within ten nights,
Or never trust my judgment.
Will he, think'st thou?
I find thee still so comfortable;
Beshrew my heart if I knew how to miss thee.
They talk to gentlemen, perfumers, and such things;
Give me the kindness of the master's man
In my distress, say I.
'Tis your great love, forsooth.
Please you withdraw yourself to yond private parlour:
I'll send you venison, custard, parsnip pie;
For banqueting stuff, as suckets, jellies, syrups,
I will bring in myself.
I'll take 'em kindly, sir.
Sh'as your grand strumpet's complement to a tittle:
'Tis a fair building; it had need. It has
Just at this time some one and twenty inmates;
But half of 'em are young merchants, they'll depart shortly:
They take but rooms for summer, and away they,
When 't grows foul weather. Marry, then come the termers,
And commonly they're well-booted for all seasons.
Enter Almachildes and Amoretta.
But peace, no more: the guests are coming in.
The fates have bless'd me; have I met you privately?
Why, sir; why, Almachildes!
Not a kiss?
I'll call aloud, i'faith.
I'll stop your mouth.
Upon my love to reputation,
I'll tell the duchess once more.
'Tis the way
To make her laugh a little.
She'll not think
That you dare use a maid of honour thus.
Amsterdam swallow thee for a puritan
And Geneva cast thee up again, like she that sunk
At Charing Cross and rose again at Queenhithe!
Ay, these are the [holy] fruits of the sweet vine, sir.
[She leaves him.]
[Aside] Sweet venery be with thee, and I at the tail of my wish: I am a little headstrong, and so are most of the company. I will to the witches: they say they have charms and tricks to make a wench fall backwards, and lead a man herself to a country house some mile out of the town, like a firedrake. There be such whoreson kind girls, and such bawdy witches, and I'll try conclusions.
Enter Duke, Duchess, L[ord] Governor, Antonio, and Isabella, Francisca.
A banquet yet? Why, surely, my lord governor,
Bacchus could never boast of a day till now
To spread his power, and make his glory known.
Sir, y'have done nobly, though in modesty
You keep it from us; know we understand so much
All this day's cost 'tis your great love bestows
In honour of the bride, your virtuous niece.
In love to goodness and your presence, madam,
So understood, 'tis rightly.
Now will I
Have a strange health after all these.
What's that, my lord?
A health in a strange cup, and 't shall go round.
Your grace need not doubt that, sir, having seen
So many pledg'd already; this fair company
Cannot shrink now for one, so it end there.
It shall, for all ends here; here's a full period.
[Brings forth a skull.]
A skull, my lord?
Call it a soldier's cup, man.
Fie, how you fright the women! I have sworn
It shall go round, excepting only you, sir,
For your late sickness, and the bride herself,
Whose health it is.
Marry, I thank heaven for that.
Our duchess I know will pledge us, though the cup
Was once her father's head, which as a trophy
We'll keep till death, in memory of that conquest.
He was the greatest foe our steel e'er strook at,
And he was bravely slain. Then took we thee
Into our bosom's love; thou madest the peace
For all thy country: thou, that beauty did.
We're dearer than a father, are we not?
Yes, sir, by much.
And we shall find that straight.
That's an ill bride-cup for a marriage-day;
I do not like the fate on't.
Good my lord,
The duchess looks pale; let her not pledge you there.
Sir, not I.
See how your lordship fails now,
The rose not fresher, nor the sun at rising
More comfortably pleasing.
[To Antonio] Sir, to you,
The lord of this day's honour.
All first moving
From your grace, madam, and the duke's great favour.
[To Francisca] Sister, it must.
[Aside] This the worst fright that could come
To a conceal'd great belly: I'm with child,
And this will bring it out, or make me come
Some seven weeks sooner than we maidens reckon.
[Aside] Did ever cruel, barbarous act match this?
Twice hath his surfeits brought my father's memory
Thus spitefully and scornfully to mine eyes,
And I'll endure 't no more; 'tis in my heart since:
I'll be reveng'd, as far as death can lead me.
[Aside] Am I the last man then? I may deserve
To be the first one day.
[To Duke] Sir, it has gone round now.
The round? An excellent way to train up soldiers.
Where's the bride and bridegroom?
At your happy service.
A boy tonight at least: I charge you look to't
Or I'll renounce you for industrious subjects.
Your grace speaks like a worthy and tried soldier.
Exeunt [all except Gaspero].
And you'll do well, for one that ne'er toss'd pike, sir.
I.ii. [Hecate's cave]
Enter Hecate and other witches with properties and habits fitting.
Titty and Tiffin, Suckin and Pidgen, Liard and Robin,
White spirits, black spirits, grey spirits, red spirits,
Devil-toad, devil-ram, devil-cat, and devil-dam!
Why, Hoppo and Stadlin, Hellw[a]in and [Puckle]!
[Within] Here, sweating at the vessel.
Boil it well.
[Within] It gallops now.
Are the flames blue enough,
Or shall I use a little [seething] more?
[Within] The nips of fairies upon maid's white hips
Are not more perfect azure.
Tend it carefully.
Send Stadlin to me with a brazen dish
That I may fall to work upon these serpents
And squeeze 'em ready for the second hour.
[Enter Stadlin with a dish.]
Here's Stadlin and the dish.
[Giving her a dead child's body] Here, take this unbaptised brat.
Boil it well, preserve the fat:
You know 'tis precious to transfer
Our 'nointed flesh into the air
In moonlight nights [o'er] steeple tops,
Mountains and pine trees, that like pricks or stops
Seem to our height; high towers and roofs of princes
Like wrinkles in the earth: whole provinces
Appear to our sight then ev'n leek
A russet mole upon some lady's cheek.
When hundred leagues in air, we feast, and sing.
Dance, kiss, and coll, use everything.
What young man can we wish to pleasure us
But we enjoy him in an incubus?
Thou know'st it, Stadlin?
Usually that's done.
Last night thou got'st the Major of [Whelplie's] son;
I knew him by his black cloak, lin'd with yallow.
I think thou'st spoil'd the youth: he's but seventeen;
I'll have him the next mounting. Away, in;
Go feed the vessel for the second hour.
Where be the magic herbs?
They're down his throat:
His mouth cramm'd full, his ears and nostrils stuff'd.
I thrust in eleoselinum lately
Aconitum, frondes populeas, and soot--
You may see that, he looks so b[l]ack i' th' mouth--
Then sium, acorum vulgare too,
[Pentaphyllon], the blood of a flitter-mouse,
Solanum somnificum et oleum.
Then there's all, Hecate?
Is the heart of wax
Stuck full of magic needles?
'Tis done, Hecate.
And is the farmer's picture, and his wife's,
Laid down to th' fire yet?
They're a-roasting both, too.
Then their marrows are a-melting subtly,
And three months' sickness sucks up life in 'em.
They denied me often flour, barm, and milk,
Goose-grease, and tar, when I ne'er hurt their [churnings],
Their brew locks, nor their batches, nor forspoke
Any of their breedings. Now I'll be meet with 'em.
Seven of their young pigs I have bewitch'd already
Of their last litter,
Nine ducklings, thirteen goslings, and a hog
Fell lame last Sunday after Evensong, too.
And mark how their sheep prosper, or what sup
Each milch-kine gives to th' pail. I'll send those snakes
Shall milk 'em all beforehand:
The [dew]-skirted dairy wenches
Shall stroke dry dugs for this, and go home cursing.
I'll mar their sillabubs and frothy feastings
Under cows' bellies with the parish youths.
Where's Firestone? Our son Firestone?
Here I am, mother.
Take in this brazen dish full of dear ware,
Thou shalt have all when I die; and that will be
Ev'n just at twelve a'clock at night, come three year.
And may you not have one a'clock in to th' dozen, mother?
Your spirits are then more unconscionable than bakers. You'll have liv'd then, mother, sixscore year to the hundred; and methinks after sixscore years, the devil might give you a cast, for he's a fruiterer too, and has been from the beginning. The first apple that e'er was eaten came through his fingers: the costermonger's then I hold to be the ancientest trade, though some would have the tailor prick'd down before him.
Go, and take heed you shed not by the way.
The hour must have her portion: 'tis dear syrup;
Each charmed drop is able to confound
A family consisting of nineteen,
Or one and twenty feeders.
Marry, here's stuff indeed!
Dear syrup call you it? [Aside] A little thing
Would make me give you a dram on't in a posset
And cut you three years shorter.
About some villainy?
Not I, forsooth.
[Aside] Truly the devil's in her, I think. How one villain smells out another straight! There's no knavery but is nos'd like a dog, and can smell out a dog's meaning.--Mother, I pray give me leave to ramble abroad tonight with the night-mare, for I have a great mind to overlay a fat parson's daughter.
And who shall lie with me then?
The great cat.
For one night, mother, 'tis but a night;
Make shift with him for once.
You're a kind son,
But 'tis the nature of you all, I see that:
You had rather hunt after strange women still
Than lie with your own mothers. Get thee gone,
Sweat thy six ounces out about the vessel
And thou shalt play at midnight; the night-mare
Shall call thee when it walks.
Thanks, most sweet mother.
Exit. Enter Sebastian.
Urchins, elves, hags, satyrs, pans, fawns, [silens], kit with the candlestick, tritons, centaurs, dwarfs, imps, the spoorn, the mare, the man i' th' oak, the hellwain, the firedrake, the puckle! A ab hur hus!
[Aside] Heaven knows with what unwillingness and hate
I enter this damn'd place. But such extremes
Of wrongs in love fight 'gainst religious knowledge,
That were I led by this disease to deaths
As numberless as creatures that must die,
I could not shun the way. I know what 'tis
To pity madmen now; they're wretched things
That ever were created, if they be
Of woman's making and her faithless vows.
I fear they're now a-kissing. What's a'clock?
'Tis now but suppertime, but night will come,
And all new-married couples make short suppers.--
Whate'er thou art, I have no spare time to fear thee;
My horrors are so strong and great already
That thou seem'st nothing. Up and laze not;
Hadst thou my business, thou couldst ne'er sit so:
'Twould firk thee into air a thousand mile
Beyond thy ointments. I would I were read
So much in thy black power [as] mine own griefs.
I'm in great need of help: wilt give me any?
Thy boldness takes me bravely. We are all sworn
To sweat for such a spirit. See, I regard thee;
I rise and bid thee welcome. What's thy wish now?
Oh, my heart swells with't! I must take breath first.
Is't to confound some enemy on the seas?
It may be done tonight. Stadlin's within;
She raises all your sudden ruinous storms
That shipwrack barks and tears up growing oaks,
Flies over houses and takes Anno Domini
Out of a rich man's chimney--a sweet place for't!
He would be hang'd ere he would set his own years there;
They must be chamber'd in a five-pound picture,
A green silk curtain drawn before the eyes on't.
His rotten, diseas'd years! Or dost thou envy
The fat prosperity of any neighbour?
I'll call forth Hoppo, and her incantation
Can straight destroy the young of all his cattle,
Blast vineyards, orchards, meadows, or in one night
Transport his dung, hay, corn by reeks, whole stacks,
Into thine own ground.
This would come most richly now
To many a country grazier. But my envy
Lies not so low as cattle, corn, or vines:
'Twill trouble your best powers to give me ease.
Is it to starve up generation?
To strike a barrenness in man or woman?
Hah? Did you feel me there? I knew your grief.
Can there be such things done?
Are these the skins
Of serpents? These of snakes?
I see they are.
[Giving him skins] So sure into what house these are convey'd,
Knit with these charmed and retentive knots,
Neither the man begets nor woman breeds;
No, nor performs the least desires of wedlock,
Being then a mutual duty. I could give thee
Archimedon, marmaritin, calicia,
Which I could sort to villainous, barren ends,
But this leads the same way. More I could instance,
As the same needles thrust into their pillows
That sews and socks up dead men in their sheets,
A privy gristle of a man that hangs
After sunset. Good, excellent; yet all's there, sir.
You could not do a man that special kindness
To part 'em utterly now? Could you do that?
No, time must do't. We cannot disjoin wedlock:
'Tis of heaven's fast'ning; well may we raise jars,
Jealousies, strifes, and heart-burning disagreements,
Like a thick scurf o'er life, as did our master
Upon that patient miracle, but the work itself
Our power cannot disjoint.
I depart happy
In what I have then, being constrained to this.
[Aside] And grant, you greater powers that dispose men,
That I may never need this hag again.
I know he loves me not, nor there's no hope on't;
'Tis for the love of mischief I do this,
And that we're sworn to, the first oath we take.
Oh mother, mother!
What the news with thee now?
There's the bravest young gentleman within, and the fineliest drunk; I thought he would have fall'n into the vessel. He stumbled at a pipkin of child's grease, reel'd against Stadlin, overthrew her, and in the tumbling cast, struck up old Puckle's heels with her clothes over her ears.
I was fain to throw the cat upon her to save her honesty, and all little enough: I cried out still, "I pray be covered!" See where he comes now, mother.
Call you these witches?
They be tumblers, methinks, very flat tumblers.
[Aside] 'Tis Almachildes: fresh blood stirs in me,
The man that I have lusted to enjoy;
I have had him thrice in incubus already.
Is your name Goody Hag?
Call me the horrid'st and unhallowed'st things
That life and nature trembles at, for thee
I'll be the same. Thou com'st for a love charm now?
Why, thou'rt a witch, I think.
Thou shalt have a choice
Of twenty, wet or dry.
Nay, let's have dry ones.
If thou wilt use't by way of cup and potion,
I'll give thee a remora shall bewitch her straight.
A remora? What's that?
A little suck-stone;
Some call it a [sea]-lamprey, a small fish.
And must be butter'd?
The bones of a green frog, too, wondrous precious,
The flesh consumed by pismires.
Pismires? Give me a chamberpot.
[Aside] You shall see him go nigh to be so unmannerly, he'll make water before my mother anon.
And now you talk of frogs, I have somewhat here;
I come not empty-pocketed from a banquet.
I learn'd that of my haberdasher's wife.
Look, Goody Witch, there's a toad in marchpane for you.
[Gives her marchpane.]
Oh sir, you have fitted me.
And here's a spawn or two
Of the same paddock brood, too, for your son.
[Gives him marchpane.]
I thank your worship, sir; how comes your handkercher so sweetly thus beray'd? Sure 'tis wet sucket, sir.
'Tis nothing but the syrup the toad spit.
Take all, I prithee.
That was kindly done, sir;
And you shall sup with me tonight for this.
How? Sup with thee? Dost think I'll eat fried rats
And pickled spiders?
No, I can command, sir,
The best meat i' th' whole province for my friends,
And reverently serv'd in, too.
In good fashion.
Let me but see that, and I'll sup with you.
She conjures; and enter a cat playing on a fiddle and spirits with meat.
The cat and fiddle? An excellent ordinary.
You had a devil once, in a fox skin?
Oh, I have him still. Come, walk with me, sir.
Exeunt [all but Firestone].
How apt and ready is a drunkard now to reel to the devil! Well, I'll even in and see how he eats, and I'll be hang'd if I be not the fatter of the twain with laughing at him.
II.i. [Antonio's house]
Enter Antonio and Gaspero.
Good sir, whence springs this sadness? Trust me, sir,
You look not like a man was married yesterday.
There could come no ill tidings since last night
To cause that discontent. I was wont to know all
Before you had a wife, sir; you ne'er found me
Without those parts of manhood: trust and secrecy.
I will not tell thee this.
Not your true servant, sir?
True? You'll all flout according to your talent,
The best a man can keep of you; and a hell 'tis
For masters to pay wages to be laugh'd at.
Give order that two cocks be boiled to jelly.
How? Two cocks boil'd to jelly?
Fetch half an ounce of pearl.
This is a cullis
For a consumption, and I hope one night
Has not brought you to need the cook already,
And some part of the goldsmith: what, two trades
In four and twenty hours, and less time?
Pray heaven the surgeon and the pothecary
Keep out, and then 'tis well. You had better fortune,
As far as I see, with your strumpet sojourner,
Your little four-nobles-a-week: I ne'er knew you
Eat one panada all the time y'have kept her,
And is't in one night now, come up to two-cock broth?
I wonder at the alteration strangely.
Good morrow, Gasper.
Your hearty wishes, mistress,
And your sweet dreams come upon you.
What that, sir?
In a good husband, that's my real meaning.
Saw you my brother lately?
I met him now
As sad, methought, as grief could make a man;
Know you the cause?
Not I: I know nothing
But half an ounce of pearl, and kitchen-business
Which I will see perform'd with all fidelity;
I'll break my trust in nothing: not in porridge, I.
I have the hardest fortune, I think, of a hundred
Gentlewomen; some can make merry with a friend seven year,
And nothing seen, as perfect a maid still,
To the world's knowledge, as she came from rocking.
But 'twas my luck, at the first hour forsooth,
To prove too fruitful: sure I'm near my time.
I'm yet but a young scholar, I may fail
In my account; but certainly I do not.
These bastards come upon poor venturing gentlewomen ten to one faster than your legitimate children. If I had been married, I'll be hanged if I had been with child so soon now. When they are once husbands, they'll be whipp'd ere they take such pains as a friend will do, to come by water to the back door at midnight, there stay perhaps an hour in all weathers, with a pair of reeking watermen, laden with bottles of wine, chewets, and currant custards. I may curse those egg pies; they are meat that help forward too fast.
This hath been usual with me, night by night,
Honesty forgive me, when my brother hath been
Dreaming of no such junkets, yet he hath far'd
The better for my sake, though he little think
For what, nor must he ever. My friend promis'd me
To provide safely for me, and devise
A means to save my credit here i' th' house.
My brother sure would kill me if he knew't,
And powder up my friend, and all his kindred,
For an East Indian voyage.
[Aside] No, there's another with me, though you see't not.--
Morrow, sweet sister, how have you slept tonight?
More than I thought I should; I've had good rest.
I'm glad to hear't.
Sister, methinks you are too long alone,
And lose much good time, sociable and honest;
I'm for the married life, I must praise that now.
I cannot blame you, sister, to commend it.
You have happen'd well, no doubt, on a kind husband,
And that's not every woman's fortune, sister,
You know if he were any but my brother
My praises should not leave him yet so soon.
I must acknowledge, sister, that my life
Is happily bless'd with him: he is no gamester
That ever I could find or hear of yet,
Nor midnight surfeiter; he does intend
To leave tobacco, too.
Why, here's a husband!
He saw it did offend me, and swore freely
He'll ne'er take pleasure in a toy again
That should displease me: some knights' wives in town
Will have great hope, upon his reformation,
To bring their husbands' breaths into th' old fashion,
And make 'em kiss like Christians, not like pagans.
I promise you, sister, 'twill be a worthy work
To put down all these pipers; 'tis a great pity
There should not be a statute against them,
As against fiddlers.
These good offices,
If you had a husband, you might exercise
To th' good o' th' commonwealth, and do much profit:
Beside, it is a comfort to a woman
T'have children, sister, a great blessing certainly.
They will come fast enough.
Not so fast neither,
As they're still welcome to an honest woman.
[Aside] How near she comes to me! I protest she grates
My very skin.
Were I conceiv'd with child,
Beshrew my heart, I should be so proud on't.
That's natural: pride is a kind of swelling;
[Aside] And yet I've small cause to be proud of mine.
You are no good companion for a wife:
Get you a husband; prithee, sister, do,
That I may ask your counsel now and then.
'Twill mend you discourse much: you maids know nothing.
No, we are fools, but commonly we prove
Quicker mothers than you that have husbands.
[Aside] I'm sure I shall else; I may speak for one.
[Aside] I will not look upon her: I'll pass by
And make as though I see her not.
Pray your opinion, by the way, with leave, sir:
I'm counselling your sister here to marry.
To marry? Soft, the priest is not at leisure yet:
Some five years hence. Would you fain marry, sister?
I have no such hunger to't, sir, [aside] for I think
I've a good bit that well may stay my stomach
As well as any that broke fast a sinner.
Though she seem tall of growth, she's short in years
Of some that seem much lower. How old, sister?
Not seventeen, for a yard of lawn?
Not yet, sir.
I told you so.
[Aside] I would he'd laid a wager of old shirts rather,
I shall have more need of them shortly: and yet
A yard of lawn will serve for a christening-cloth.
I have a use for everything, as my case stands.
I care not if I try my voice this morning,
But I have got a cold, sir, by your means.
I'll strive to mean that fault.
I thank you sir.
[Kissing her] There's thy reward.
I will not grumble, sir,
Like some musician; if more come, 'tis welcome.
[Aside] Such tricks [have] made me do all that I have done;
Your kissing married folks [spoil] all the maids that ever live i' th' house with 'em.
Enter Abberzanes [with his servants carrying packages and bottles].
Oh, here he comes with his bags and bottles; he was born to lead poor watermen, and I.
Go, fellows, into the larder, let the bake-meats be sorted by themselves.
Look the canary bottles be well-stopp'd,
The three of claret shall be drunk at dinner.
[Exit Abberzanes' Servants.]
My good sir, y'are too plenteous of these courtesies,
Indeed you are; forbear 'em, I beseech ye.
I know no merit in me but poor love
And a true friend's well-wishing that can cause
This kindness in excess. [Aside] I' th' state that I am,
I shall go near to kick this fellow shortly
And send him downstairs with his bag and baggage.
Why comes he now I'm married? There's the point.--
I pray, forbear these things.
Alas, you know, sir,
These idle toys, which you call courtesies,
They cost me nothing but my servants' travail.
One office must be kind, sir, to another,
You know the fashion. What, the gentlewoman
Your sister's sad, methinks.
I know no cause she has.
[Aside] Nor shall, by my good will.
[She takes Abberzanes aside.]
What do you mean, sir?
Shall I stay here to shame myself and you?
The time may be tonight, for aught you know.
Peace: there's means wrought, I tell thee.
Ay, sir, when?
Enter Sebastian [disguised as Celio, a servant] and Gentleman.
How now? What's he?
Oh, this is the man, sir,
I entertain'd this morning for my service.
Please you to give your liking.
Yes, he's welcome.
I like him not amiss. [To Sebastian] Thou wouldst speak business,
Wouldst thou not?
Yes; may it please you, sir,
There is a gentleman from the northern parts
Hath brought a letter, as it seems, in haste.
Your bonny lady mother, sir.
You're kindly welcome, sir: how doth she?
I left her heal' varray well, sir.
[Takes the letter and reads.] "I pray send your sister down all speed to me. I hope it will prove much for her good, in the way of her preferment. Fail me not, I desire you, son, nor let any excuse of hers withhold her; I have sent, ready furnish'd, horse and man for her."
Now have I thought upon you?
Peace, good sir,
You're worthy of a kindness another time.
Her will shall be obey'd. Sister, prepare yourself;
You must down with all speed.
I know, down I must,
And good speed send me!
'Tis our mother's pleasure.
Good sir, write back again, and certify her
I'm at my heart's wish here; I'm with my friends
And can be but well, say.
You shall pardon me, sister;
I hold it no wise part to contradict her,
Nor would I counsel you to't.
'Tis so uncouth
Living i' th' country now I'm us'd to th' city
That I shall nev'r endure't.
'Tis not her meaning you shall live there long.
I do not think but after a month or so
You'll be sent up again: that's my conceit.
However, let her have her will.
Ay, good sir,
Great reason 'tis she should.
I am sorry, sister,
'Tis our hard fortune thus to part so soon.
The sorrow will be mine.
[To Gentleman] Please you walk in, sir;
We'll have one health unto these northern parts,
Though I be sick at heart.
Ay, sir, a deep one--
Exeunt [Antonio, Isabella, and Gentleman].
[To Francisca] Which you shall pledge, too.
You shall pardon me:
I have pledg'd one too deep already, sir.
[Aside to her] Peace; all's provided for: thy wine's laid in,
Sugar and spice, the place not ten mile hence.
What cause have maids now to complain of men,
When a farmhouse can make all whole again?
Exeunt [Abberzanes and Francisca].
It takes: h'as no content; how well she bears it yet!
Hardly myself can find so much from her
That am acquainted with the cold disease.
O, honesty's a rare wealth in a woman!
It knows no want, at least will express none,
Not in a look. Yet I'm not throughly happy:
His ill does me no good; well may it keep me
From open rage and madness for a time,
But I feel heart's grief in the same place still.
What makes the greatest torment 'mongst lost souls?
'Tis not so much the horror of their pains,
Though they be infinite, as the loss of joys:
It is that deprivation is the mother
Of all the groans in hell, and here on earth
Of all the red sighs in the hearts of lovers.
Still she's not mine that can be no man's else
Till I be nothing, if religion
Have the same strength for me as 't has for others:
Holy vows witness that our souls were married.
Enter Gaspero and L[ord] Governor [attended by Gentlemen].
Where are you, sir? Come, pray give your attendance.
Here's my lord governor come.
Where's our new kindred?
Not stirring yet, I think?
Yes, my good lord.
Please you walk near?
Come, gentlemen, we'll enter.
[Aside] I ha' done't upon a breach; this a lesse[r] venture.
II.ii. [The Duke's palace]
What a mad toy took me to sup with witches!
Fie of all drunken humours! By this hand,
I could beat myself when I think on't; and the rascals
Made me good cheer, too: and to my understanding then
Ate some of every dish, and spoil'd the rest.
But coming to my lodging, I remember
I was as hungry as a tired foot-post.
[He takes a ribbon from his pocket.]
Oh, 'tis the charm her hagship gave me
For my duchess' obstinate woman; wound about
A threepenny silk ribbon of three colours,
"Necte tribus nodis ternos Amoretta colores."
Amoretta: why there's her name indeed.
"Necte, Amoretta," again, two boughts,
"Nodo et Veneris dic vincula necte."
Nay, if Veneris be one, I'm sure there's no dead flesh in't.
If I should undertake to construe this now,
I should make a fine piece of work of it,
For few young gallants are given to good construction
Of anything, hardly of their best friends' wives,
Sisters, or nieces. Let me see what I can do now.
"Necte tribus nodis," Nick of the tribe of noddies, "ternos colores," that makes turn'd colours, "nodo et Veneris," goes to his venery like a noddy, "dic vincula," with Dick the vintner's boy. Here were a sweet charm now if this were the meaning on't, and very likely to overcome an honourable gentlewoman. The whoreson old hellcat would have given me the brain of a cat once in my handkercher--I bade her make sauce with't with a vengeance--and a little bone in the [nethermost] part of a wolf's tail--
I bade her pick her teeth with't with a pest'lence.
Nay, this is somewhat cleanly yet, and handsome.
A coloured ribbon? A fine, gentle charm;
A man may give't his sister, his brother's wife
See, here she comes luckily.
Bless'd powers, what secret sin have I committed
That still you send this punishment upon me?
'Tis but a gentle punishment, so take it.
[He clasps her and hides the charm on her.]
Why, sir, what mean you? Will you ravish me?
What, in the gallery? And the sun peep in?
There's fitter time and place. [Aside] 'Tis in her bosom now.
Go, you're the rudest thing e'er came at court.
[Aside] Well, well, I hope you'll tell me another tale
Ere you be two hours older: a rude thing?
I'll make you eat your word; I'll make all split else.
Nay, now I think on't better, I'm too blame, too.
There's not a sweeter gentleman in court:
Nobly descended, too, and dances well.
Beshrew my heart; I'll take him when there's time,
He will be catch'd up quickly. The duchess says
Sh'as some employment for him, and has sworn me
To use by best art in't. Life of my joys,
There were good stuff: I will not trust her with him.
I'll call him back again: he must not keep
Out of my sight so long; I shall grow mad then.
[Aside] He lives not now to see tomorrow spent
If this means take effect, as there's no hardness in't.
Last night he play'd his horrid game again,
Came to my bedside at the full of midnight,
And in his hand that fatal, fearful cup;
Wak'd me, and forc'd me pledge him, to my trembling
And my dead father's scorn; that wounds my sight
That his remembrance should be rais'd in spite.
But either his confusion or mine ends it.--
Oh, Amoretta, hast thou met him yet?
Speak, wench: hast done that for me?
What, good madam?
Destruction of my hopes; dost ask that now?
Didst thou not swear to me, out of thy hate
To Almachildes, thou'dst dissemble him
A loving entertainment and a meeting
Where I should work my will?
Good madam, pardon me:
A loving entertainment I do protest
Myself to give him, with all speed I can, too,
But as I'm yet a maid, a perfect one
As the old time was wont to afford, when
There was few tricks and little cunning stirring,
I can dissemble none that will serve your turn.
He must have ev'n a right one, and a plain one.
Thou makst me doubt thy health: speak, art thou well?
Oh, never better. If he would make haste
And come back quickly: he stays now too long.
[Aside] I'm quite lost in this woman.
[The ribbon falls from Amoretta's bosom.]
What's that fell
Out of her bosom now? Some love token.
Nay, I'll say that for him: he's the uncivilest gentleman,
And every way desertless.
[Aside] Who's that now
She discommends so fast?
I could not love him, madam,
Of any man in court.
What's he now, prithee?
Who should it be but Almachildes, madam?
I never hated man so deeply yet.
I am sick, good madam,
When I but hear him named.
How is this possible?
But now thou saidst thou lov'dst him, and didst raise him
'Bove all the court in praises.
How great people
May speak their pleasure, madam; but surely I
Should think the worse of my tongue while I liv'd then.
No longer have I patience to forbear thee,
Thou that retain'st an envious soul to goodness.
He is a gentleman deserves as much
As ever fortune yet bestow'd on man,
The glory and prime lustre of our court,
Nor can there any but ourself be worthy of him;
And take you notice of that now from me,
Say you have warning on't: if you did love him,
You must not now.
Let your grace never fear it.
Thy name is Amoretta, as ours is,
'T has made me love and trust thee.
And my faithfulness
Has appeared well i' th' proof still, has't not, madam?
But if't fail now, 'tis nothing.
Then it shall not.
I know he will not be long from flutt'ring
About this place now h'as had a sight of me,
And I'll perform
In all that I vow'd, madam, faithfully.
Then am I bless'd, both in revenge and love,
And thou shalt taste the sweetness.
Exit. Enter Almachildes.
[Aside] What your aims be
I list not to enquire: all I desire
Is to preserve a computent honesty
Both for mine own and his use that shall have me,
Whose luck soe'er it be. Oh, he's return'd already;
I knew he would not fail.
[Aside] It works by this time
Or the devil's in't, I think: I'll never trust witch else
Nor sup with 'em this twelvemonth.
[Aside] I must soothe him now,
And 'tis great pain to do't against one's stomach.
Now y'are well come, sir,
If you'ld come always thus.
Oh, am I so?
Is the case alter'd since?
If you'ld be [rul'd]
And know your times, 'twere somewhat a great comfort.
'Las, I could be as loving and as venturous
As any woman (we're all flesh and blood, man)
If you could play the game out modestly
And not betray your hand. I must have care, sir.
You know I have a marriage-time to come,
And that's for life: your best folks will be merry,
But look to the main chance, that's reputation,
And then do what they list.
Wilt hear my oath?
By the sweet health of youth, I will be careful
And never prate on't, nor like a cunning snarer
Make thy clipp'd name the bird to call in others.
Well, yielding then to such conditions
As my poor bashfulness shall require from you,
I shall yield shortly after.
I'll consent to 'em,
And may thy sweet humility be a pattern
For all proud women living.
They're beholding to you.
II.iii. [A farmhouse]
Enter Abberzanes and an Old Woman [with a baby].
So, so, away with him: I love to get 'em,
But not to keep 'em. Dost thou know the house?
No matter for the house, I know the porch.
There's sixpence more for that; away, keep close.
[Gives her money, then she exits.]
My tailor told me he sent away a maid-servant
Well ballast of all sides within these nine days;
His wife nev'r dream'd on't: gave the drab ten pound,
And she nev'r troubles him. A common fashion
He told me 'twas to rid away a 'scape,
And I have sent him this for't. I remember
A friend of mine once serv'd a prating tradesman
Just on this fashion, to a hair, in troth.
'Tis a good ease to a man; you can swell a maid up
And rid her for ten pound: there's the purse back again
Whate'er becomes of your money or your maid.
This comes of bragging now. It's well for the boy, too:
He'll get an excellent trade by't, and on Sundays
Go like a gentleman that has pawn'd his rapier.
He need not care what countryman his father was
Nor what his mother was when he was gotten.
The boy will do well, certain: give him grace
To have a quick hand and convey things cleanly,
'Twill be his own another day.
O, well said!
Art almost furnish'd? There's such a toil always
To set a woman to horse, a mighty trouble.
The letter came to your brother's hand I know
On Thursday last by noon; you were expected there
It makes the better, sir.
We must take heed we ride through all the puddles
'Twixt this and that now, that your safeguard there
May be most probably dabbled.
I never mark'd till now: I hate myself,
How monstrous thin I look!
Not monstrous, neither:
A little sharp i' th' nose, like a country woodcock.
Fie, fie, how pale I am! I shall betray myself.
I would you'ld box me well, and handsomely,
To get me into colour.
Not I, pardon me:
That let a husband do when he has married you;
A friend at court will never offer that.
Come, how much spice and sugar have you left now
At this poor one month's voyage?
Sure, not much, sir.
I think some quarter of a pound of sugar
And half an ounce of spice.
Here's no sweet charge!
And there was thirty pound, good weight and true,
Beside what my man stole when 'twas a-weighing,
And that was three pound more, I'll speak with least.
The Rhenish wine, is't all run out in caudles, too?
Do you ask that, sir? 'Tis of a week's departure.
You see what 'tis now to get children, sir.
Your mares are ready both, sir.
Come, we'll up, then.
Youth, give my sister a straight wand; there's twopence.
I'll give her a fine whip, sir.
No, no, no,
Though we have both deserv'd it.
Here's a new one.
Prithee talk to us of no whips, good boy;
My heart aches when I see 'em. Let's away.
III.i. [The Duke's palace]
Enter Duchess, leading Almachildes blindfold.
This you that was a maid, how are you born
To deceive men! I had thought to have married you:
I had been finely handled, had I not?
I'll say that man is wise ever hereafter
That tries his wife beforehand: 'tis no marvel
You should profess such bashfulness to blind one,
As if you durst not look a man i' th' face,
Your modesty would blush so. Why do you not run
And tell the duchess now? Go, you should tell all;
Let her know this, too. [Aside] Why, here's the plague now:
'Tis hard at first to win 'em; when they're gotten,
There's no way to be rid on 'em, they stick
To a man like bird-lime.--My oath's out:
Will you release me? I'll release myself else.
Nay, sure I'll bring you to your sights again.
[Takes off his blindfold.]
Say, thou must either die or kill the duke,
For one of them thou must do.
How, good madam?
Thou hast thy choice, and to that purpose, sir,
I've given thee knowledge of what thou hast,
And what thou must do to be worthy on't.
You must not think to come by such a fortune
Without desert; that were unreasonable.
He that's not born to honour must not look
To have it come with ease to him; he must win't.
Take but unto thine actions wit and courage;
That's all we ask of thee: but if through weakness
Of a poor spirit thou deniest me this,
Think but how thou shalt die, as I'll work means for't,
No murderer ever like thee; for I purpose
To call this subtle, sinful snare of mine
An act of force from thee. Thou'rt proud and youthful,
I shall be believ'd; besides, thy wantonness
Is at this hour in question 'mongst our women,
Which will make ill for thee.
I had hard chance
To light upon this pleasure that's so costly:
'Tis not content with what a man can do
And give him breath, but seeks to have that, too.
Well, take thy choice.
I see no choice in't, madam,
For 'tis all death, methinks.
Thou'st an ill sight then
Of a young man; 'tis death if thou refuse it,
And say my zeal has warn'd thee: but consenting,
'Twill be new life, great honour, and my love,
Which in perpetual bands I'll fasten to thee.
I'll do't religiously,
Make thee my husband: may I lose all sense
Of pleasure in life else, and be more miserable
Than ever creature was, for nothing lives
But has a joy in somewhat.
Then by all
The hopeful fortunes of a young man's rising,
I will perform it, madam.
[Kisses him.] There's a pledge then
Of a duchess' love for thee. And now trust me
For thy most happy safety: I will choose
That time shall never hurt thee; when a man
Shows resolution, and there's worth in him,
I'll have a care of him. Part now for this time,
But still be near about us till thou canst
Be nearer, that's ourself.
And that I'll venture hard for.
Good speed to thee.
III.ii. [The grounds of Antonio's house]
Enter Gaspero and Florida.
Prithee be careful of me, very careful now.
I warrant you, he that cannot be careful of a quean can be careful of nobody: 'tis every man's humour, that. I should nev'r look to a wife half so handsomely.
Oh softly, sweet sir; should your mistress meet me now in her own house, I were undone forever.
Never fear her, she's at her pricksong close;
There's all the joy she has or takes delight in.
Look, here's the garden key, my master gave't me,
And will'd me to be careful: doubt not you on't.
Your master is a noble complete gentleman,
And does a woman all the right that may be.
Enter Sebastian [disguised. Exit Florida].
How now? What's she?
A kind of doubtful creature;
I'll tell thee more anon.
I know that face
To be a strumpet's, or mine eye is envious
And would fain wish it so where I would have it.
I fail if the condition of this fellow
Wears not about it a strong scent of baseness.
I saw her once before here; five days since 'tis,
And the same wary panderous diligence
Was then bestow'd on her. She came alter'd then,
And more inclining to the city tuck.
Whom should this piece of transformation visit
After the common courtesy of frailty
In our house here? Surely not any servant;
They are not kept so lusty, she so low.
I'm at a strange stand.
Love and luck assist me!
The truth I shall win from him by false play;
He's now returned.--Well, sir, as you were saying,
Go forward with your tale.
What? I know nothing.
She's gone out at back door now.
Then farewell she, and you, if that be all.
Come, come, thou shalt have more: I have no power
To lock myself up from thee.
You shall not think; trust me, sir, you shall not.
Your ear: she's one o' th' falling family,
A quean my master keeps; she lies at Rutney's.
Is't possible? I thought I had seen her somewhere.
I tell you truth sincerely. Sh'as been thrice here
By stealth within these ten days, and departed still
With pleasure and with thanks, sir; 'tis her luck.
Surely I think if ever there were man
Bewitch'd in this world, 'tis my master, sirrah.
Thinkest thou so, Gasper?
Oh, sir, too apparent.
[Aside] This may prove happy: 'tis the likeliest means
That fortune yet e'er show'd me.
You're both here now,
And strangers newly lighted: where's your attendance?
[Aside] I know what makes you waspish: a pox on't,
She'll every day be angry now at nothing.
Exeunt [Sebastian and Gaspero].
I'll call her stranger ever in my heart;
Sh'as kill'd the name of sister through base lust
And fled to shifts. Oh, how a brother's good thoughts
May be beguil'd in woman! Here's a letter,
Found in her absence, reports strangely of her
And speaks her impudence: sh'as undone herself--
I could not hold from weeping when I read it--
Abus'd her brother's house and his good confidence.
'Twas done not like herself: I blame [her] much.
But if she can but keep it from his knowledge,
I will not grieve him first; it shall not come
By my means to his heart.
Now, sir, the news?
You call'd 'em strangers: 'tis my master's sister, madam.
Oh, is't so? She's welcome. Who's come with her?
I see none but Abberzanes.
To bring a woman to confusion,
More than a wiser man, or a far greater.
A letter came last week to her brother's hands
To make way for her coming up again,
After her shame was lighten'd; and she writ there
The gentleman her mother wish'd her to,
Taking a violent surfeit at a wedding,
Died ere she came to see him: what strange cunning
Sin helps a woman to! Here she comes now.
Enter Abberzanes and Francisca.
Sister, you're welcome home again.
Thanks, sweet sister.
Y'have had good speed.
[Aside] What says she?--I have made
All the best speed I could.
I well believe you.
Sir, we're all much beholding to your kindness.
My services ever, madam, to a gentlewoman.
I took a bonny mare I keep and met her
Some ten mile out of town: eleven, I think.
'Twas at the stump I met you, I remember,
At bottom of the hill.
'Twas there about, sir.
Full eleven then, by the rod, if they were measur'd.
You look ill, methinks; have you been sick of late?
Troth, very bleak, does she not? How think you, sir?
No, no: a little sharp with riding; sh'as rid sore.
I ever look lean after a journey, sister;
One shall do that has travell'd, travell'd hard.
Till evening I commend you to yourselves, ladies.
[Aside] And that's best trusting, too, if you were hang'd.--
Y'are well acquainted with his hand went out now?
I speak of nothing else; I think 'tis there.
[Hands her a letter, which she reads.]
Please you to look upon't: and when y'have done
If you did weep, it could not be amiss,
A sign you could say grace after a full meal.
You had not need look paler; yet you do:
'Twas ill done to abuse yourself and us,
To wrong so good a brother, and the thoughts
That we both held of you. I did doubt you much
Before our marriage-day: but then my strangeness
And better hope still kept me off from speaking.
Yet may you find a kind and peaceful sister of me
If you desist here and shake hands with folly,
Which you ha' more cause to do than I to wish you;
As truly as I bear a love to goodness,
Your brother knows not yet on't, nor shall ever
For my part, so you leave his company:
But if I find you impudent in sinning,
I will not keep't an hour; nay, prove your enemy
And you know who will aid me. As y'have goodness,
You may make use of this; I'll leave it with you.
Here's a sweet churching after a woman's labour,
And a [fine] "Give you joy!" Why, where the devil
Lay you to be found out? The sudden hurry
Of hast'ning to prevent shame brought shame forth.
That's still the curse of all lascivious stuff;
Misdeeds could never yet be wary enough.
Now must I stand in fear of every look,
Nay, tremble at a whisper: she can keep it secret?
That's very likely, and a woman, too!
I'm sure I could not do't: and I am made
As well as she can be for any purpose.
'Twould never stay with me two days: I have cast it;
The third would be a terrible sick-day with me,
Not possible to bear it. Should I then
Trust to her strength in't, that lies every night
Whispering the daily news in a husband's ear?
No, and I have thought upon the means: bless'd fortune,
I must be quit with her in the same fashion,
Or else 'tis nothing; there's no way like it
To bring her honesty into question cunningly.
My brother will believe small likelihoods
Coming from me, too; I, lying now i' th' house,
May work things to my will beyond conceit, too.
Disgrace her first, her tale will nev'r be heard:
I learn'd that counsel first of a sound guard.
I do suspect Gasper, my brother's squire there,
Had some hand in this mischief, for he's cunning,
And I perhaps may fit him.
Your sister told me
You were come: thou'rt welcome.
Where is she?
Who? My wife?
Not within hearing, think you?
What's thy conceit in that? Why shak'st thy head so?
And look'st so pale and poorly?
I'm a fool indeed
To take such grief for others, for your fortune, sir.
My fortune? [Aside] Worse things yet? Farewell life then!
I fear y'are much deceiv'd, sir, in this woman.
Who? In my wife? Speak low: come hither, softly, sister.
I love her as a woman you made choice of,
But when she wrongs you, natural love is touch'd, brother,
And that will speak, you know.
I trust it will.
I held a shrewd suspicion of her lightness
At first when I went down, which made me haste the sooner.
But more, to make amends, at my return now
I found apparent signs.
Apparent, say'st thou?
Ay, and of base lust, too; that makes th' affliction.
There has been villainy wrought upon me then,
'Tis too plain now.
Happy are they, I say still,
That have their sisters living i' th' house with 'em,
Their mothers, or some kindred: a great comfort
To all poor married men; it is not possible
A young wife can abuse a husband then,
'Tis found straight. But swear secrecy to this, brother.
To this, and all thou wilt have.
Then this follows, sir.
[She whispers to him.]
I praise thy counsel well: I'll put 't in use straight.
[Exit Francisca. Enter Isabella.]
[Aside] See where she comes herself.--Kind, honest lady,
I must borrow a whole forthnight's leave of thee.
How, sir? A forthnight's?
It may be but ten days; I know not yet.
'Tis business for the state, and 't must be done.
I wish good speed to't then.
Why, that was well spoke.
I'll take but a footboy: I need no more.
The rest I'll leave at home to do you service.
Use your own pleasure, sir.
'Till my return
You'll be good company, my sister and you?
We shall make shift, sir.
I'm glad now she's come,
And so the wishes of my love to both.
And our good prayers with you, sir.
Enter Sebastian [disguised].
[Aside] Now my fortune!--
By your kind favour, madam.
With me, sir?
The words shall not be many, but the faithfulness
And true respect that is included in 'em
Is worthy your attention, and may put upon me
The fair repute of a just, honest servant.
What's here to do, sir,
There's such great preparation toward?
In brief, that goodness in you is abus'd, madam;
You have the married life, but 'tis a strumpet
That has the joy on't, and the fruitfulness:
There goes away your comfort.
How? A strumpet?
Of five years' cost and upwards, a dear mischief,
As they are all of 'em; his forthnight's journey
Is to that country, if it be not rudeness
To speak the truth: I have found it all out, madam.
Thou'st found out thine own ruin, for to my knowledge
Thou does belie him basely: I dare swear
He's a gentleman, as free from that folly
As ever took religious life upon him.
Be not too confident to your own abuse, madam.
Since I have begun the truth, neither your frowns--
The only curses that I have on earth
Because my means [depend] upon your service--
Nor all the execration of man's fury
Shall put me off: though I be poor, I'm honest
And too just in this business. I perceive now
Too much respect and faithfulness to ladies
May be a wrong to servants.
Art thou yet
So impudent to stand in't?
Are you yet so cold, madam,
In the belief on't? There my wonder's fix'd,
Having such blessed health and youth about you,
Which makes the injury mighty.
Why, I tell thee
It were too great a fortune for thy [lowness]
To find out such a thing: thou does not look
As if thou'rt made for't. By the precious sweets of love,
I would give half my wealth for such a bargain
And think 'twere bought too cheap: thou canst not guess
Thy means and happiness should I find this true.
First, I'ld prefer thee to the lord my uncle,
He's governor of Ravenna; all the advancements
I' th' kingdom [flow] from him: what need I boast that
Which common fame can teach thee?
Then thus, madam:
Since I presume now on your height of spirit
And your regard to your own youth and fruitfulness,
Which every woman naturally loves and covets,
Accept but of my labour in directions.
You shall both find your wrongs, which you may right
At your own pleasure, yet not miss'd tonight
Here in the house neither: none shall take notice
Of any absence in you, as I have thought on't.
Do this, and take my praise and thanks forever.
As I deserve, I wish 'em, and will serve you.
III.iii. [A forest glade]
Enter Hecate, [Stadlin, Hoppo, Puckle and other] Witches, and Firestone.
The moon's a gallant, see how brisk she rides.
Here's a rich evening, Hecate.
Ay, is't not, wenches,
To take a journey of five thousand mile?
Ours will be more tonight.
Oh, 'twill be precious:
Heard you the owl yet?
Briefly in the copse,
As we came through now.
'Tis high time for us then.
There was a bat hung at my lips three times
As we came through the woods and drank her fill.
Old Puckle saw her.
You are fortunate still;
The very shriek-owl lights upon your shoulder
And woos you like a pigeon. Are you furnish'd?
Have you your ointments?
Prepare to flight then.
I'll overtake you swiftly.
Hie thee, Hecate:
We shall be up betimes.
I'll reach you quickly.
[Exeunt all but Hecate and Firestone.]
[Aside] They're all going a-birding tonight: they talk of fowls i' th' air that fly by day; I am sure they'll be a company of foul sluts there tonight: if we have not mortality after it, I'll be hang'd, for they are able to putrefy it, to infect a whole region.
She spies me now.
What, Firestone, our sweet son?
[Aside] A little sweeter than some of you, or a dunghill were too good for me.
How much hast here?
Nineteen, and all brave plump ones,
Besides six lizards and three serpentine eggs.
Dear and sweet boy! What herbs hast thou?
I have some mar-martin and mandragon.
Marmaritin and mandragora, thou wouldst say.
Here's panax, too: I thank thee.
My pan aches, I am sure,
With kneeling down to cut 'em.
Hedge-hyssop, too: how near he goes my cuttings!
Were they all cropp'd by moonlight?
Every blade of 'em,
Or I am a mooncalf, mother.
Hie thee home with 'em.
Look well to the house tonight; I am for aloft.
[Aside] Aloft, quoth you? I would you would break your neck once,
That I might have all quickly.--Hark, hark, mother.
They are above the steeple already, flying
Over your head with a noise of musicians.
They are they indeed. Help, help me: I'm too late else.
Song[, the witches] in the air [offstage].
Well, mother, I thank your kindness. You must be gambolling i' th' air and leave me to walk here like a fool and a mortal.
IV.i. [The Duke's palace]
Though the fates have endued me with a pretty kind of lightness that I can laugh at the world in a corner on't, and can make myself merry on fasting-nights to rub out a supper (which were a precious quality in a young, formal studient), yet let the world know there is some difference betwixt my jovial condition and the lunary state of madness. I am not quite out of my wits: I know a bawd from an aqua vite shop, a strumpet from wildfire, and a beadle from brimstone. Now shall I try the honesty of a great woman soundly; she reck'ning the duke's made away, I'll be hang'd if I be not the next now. If I trust her, as she's a woman, let one of her long hairs wind about my heart and be the end of me, which were a piteous, lamentable tragedy, and might be entitled A Fair Warning for All Hair Bracelets.
Already there's an insurrection
Among the people; they are up in arms
Not out of any reason, but their wills,
Which are in them their saints, sweating and swearing
Out of their zeal to rudeness that no stranger,
As they term her, shall govern over them,
They say they'll raise a duke among themselves first.
Oh, Almachildes, I perceive already
Our loves are born to crosses! We're beset
By multitudes, and which is worse, I fear me
Unfriended too of any. My chief care
Is for thy sweet youth's safety.
[Aside] He that believes you not
Goes the right way to heaven, o' my conscience.
There is no trusting of 'em: they are all as barren
In pity as in faith. He that puts confidence
In them dies openly to the sight of all men,
Not with his friends and neighbours in peace private,
But as his shame, so his cold farewell is,
Public and full of noise. But keep you close, sir,
Not seen of any till I see the way
Plain for your safety. I expect the coming
Of the lord governor, whom I will flatter
With fair entreaties to appease their wildness,
And before him take a great grief upon me
For the duke's death, his strange and sudden loss;
And when a quiet comes, expect thy joys.
[Aside] I do expect now to be made away
'Twixt this and Tuesday night; if I live Wednesday,
Say I have been careful and shunn'd spoon-meat.
This fellow lives too long after the deed;
I'm weary of his sight: he must die quickly
Or I've small hope of safety. My great aim's
At the lord governor's love; he is a spirit
Can sway and countenance: these obey and crouch.
My guiltiness had need of such a master
That with a beck can suppress multitudes
And dim misdeeds with radiance of his glory
Not to be seen with dazzled popular eyes.
Enter L[ord] Governor.
And here behold him come.
[To one within] Return back to 'em;
Say we desire 'em to be friends of peace
Till they hear farther from us.
O my lord,
I fly unto the pity of your nobleness,
The grieved'st lady that was e'er beset
With storms of sorrows or wild rage of people!
Never was woman's grief for loss of lord
Dearer than mine to me.
There's no right done
To him now, madam, by wrong done to yourself;
Your own good wisdom may instruct you so far:
And for the people's tumult, which oft grows
From liberty or rankness of long peace,
I'll labour to restrain, as I've begun, madam.
My thanks and prayers shall nev'r forget you, sir,
And, in time to come, my love.
Your love, sweet madam?
You make my joys too happy: I did covet
To be the fortunate man that blessing visits,
Which I'll esteem the crown and full reward
Of service present, and deserts to come.
It is a happiness I'll be bold to sue for
When I have set a calm upon these spirits
That now are up for ruin.
Sir, my wishes
Are so well met in yours, so fairly answer'd
And nobly recompens'd, it makes me suffer
In those extremes that few have ever felt,
To hold two passions in one heart at once,
Of gladness and of sorrow.
Then as the olive
Is the meek ensign of fair fruitful peace,
So is this kiss of yours.
Love's power be with you, sir.
[Aside] How sh'as betray'd her! May I breathe no longer
Than to do virtue service and bring forth
The fruits of noble thoughts, honest and loyal!
This will be worth th' observing; and I'll do it.
What a sure happiness confirms joy to me,
Now in the times of my most imminent dangers!
I look'd for ruin, and increase of honour
Meets me auspiciously. But my hopes are clogg'd now
With an unworthy weight: there's the misfortune.
What course shall I take now with this young man?
For he must be no hindrance. I have thought on't.
I'll take some witch's counsel for his end,
That will be sur'st. Mischief is mischief's friend.
IV.ii. [Fernando's house]
Enter Sebastian [disguised] and Fernando.
If ever you knew force of love in life, sir,
Give to mine pity.
You do ill to doubt me.
I could make bold with no friend seemlier
Than with yourself because you were in presence
At our vow-making.
I am a witness to't.
Then you best understand of all men living
This is no wrong I offer, no abuse
Either to faith or friendship, for we are register'd
Husband and wife in heaven; though there wants that
Which often keeps licentious [men] in awe
From starting from their wedlocks, the knot public.
'Tis in our souls knit fast, and how more precious
The soul is than the body, so much judge
The sacred and celestial tie within us
More than the outward form, which calls but witness
Here upon earth to what is done in heaven,
Though I must needs confess, the least is honourable,
As an ambassador sent from a king
Has honour by the employment, yet there's greater
Dwells in the king that sent him; so in this.
I approve all you speak, and will appear to you
A faithful, pitying friend.
Look, there is she, sir,
One good for nothing but to make use of,
And I'm constrained to employ her to make all things
Plain, easy, and probable; for when she comes
And finds one here that claims him, as I have taught
Both this to do't and he to compound with her,
'Twill stir belief the more of such a business.
I praise the carriage well.
Hark you, sweet mistress,
I shall do you a simple turn in this:
For she disgrac'd thus, you are up in favour
Forever with her husband.
That's my hope, sir;
I would not take the pains else. Have you the keys
Of the garden-side that I may get betimes in
Closely, and take her lodging?
Yes, I have thought upon you;
Here be the keys.
[He gives her the keys.]
Marry, and thanks, sweet sir;
Set me a-work so still.
[Aside] Your joys are false ones:
You're like to lie alone; you'll be deceiv'd
Of the bedfellow you look for, else my purpose
Were in an ill case. He's on his forthnight's journey.
You'll find cold comfort there: a dream will be
Even the best market you can make tonight.--
She'll not be long now; you may lose no time neither:
If she but take you at the door, 'tis enough.
When a suspect doth catch once, it burns mainly.
There may you end your business, and as cunningly
As if you were i' th' chamber, if you please,
To use but the same art.
What need you urge that
Which comes so naturally I cannot miss on't?
What makes the devil so greedy of a soul
But 'cause h'as lost his own, to all joys lost?
So 'tis our trade to set snares for other women
'Cause we were once caught ourselves.
A sweet allusion!
Hell and a whore it seems are partners then
In one ambition. Yet thou'rt here deceiv'd now;
Thou canst set none to hurt, or wrong her honour:
It rather makes it perfect. Best of friends
That ever love's extremities were bless'd with,
I feel mine arms with thee, and call my peace
The offspring of thy friendship. I will think
This night my wedding night, and with a joy
As reverend, as religion can make man's,
I will embrace this blessing: honest actions
Are laws unto themselves, and that good fear
Which is on others forc'd grows kindly there.
Hark, hark! One knocks; away, sir, 'tis she certainly.
It sounds much like a woman's jealous 'larum.
[Exit Sebastian.] Enter Isabella.
By your leave, sir.
Y'are welcome, gentlewoman.
[Aside] Our ladyship, then, stands us in no stead now.--
One word in private, sir. [Whispers to him.]
No, surely, forsooth,
There is no such here, y'have mistook the house.
Oh, sir, that have I not: excuse me there,
I come not with such ignorance. Think not so, sir.
'Twas told me at the ent'ring of your house here
By one that knows him too well.
Who should that be?
Nay, sir, betraying is not my profession.
But here I know he is, and I presume
He would give me admittance, if he knew on't,
As one on's nearest friends.
Y'are not his wife, forsooth?
Yes, by my faith, am I.
Cry you mercy then, lady.
[Aside] She goes here by the name on's wife: good stuff!
But the bold strumpet never told me that.
We are so oft deceiv'd that let out lodgings,
We know not whom to trust: 'tis such a world,
There are so many odd tricks now-a-days
Put upon housekeepers.
Why? Do you think I'ld wrong
You or the reputation of your house?
Pray show me the way to him.
He's asleep, lady,
The curtains drawn about him.
Well, well, sir,
I'll have that care, I'll not disease him much.
Tread you but lightly. [Aside] Oh, of what gross falsehood
Is man's heart made of! Had my first love liv'd
And return'd safe, he would have been a light
To all men's actions, his faith shin'd so bright.
Exeunt. Enter Sebastian [disguised].
I cannot so deceive her, 'twere too sinful;
There's more religion in my love than so.
It is not treacherous lust that gives content
T'an honest mind: and this could prove no better.
Were it in me a part of manly justice,
That have sought strange, hard means to keep her chaste
To her first vow, and I t'abuse her first?
Better I never knew what comfort were
In woman's love than wickedly to know it.
What could the falsehood of one night avail him
That must enjoy forever, or he's lost?
'Tis the way rather to draw hate upon me,
For, known, 'tis as impossible she should love me,
As youth in health to dote upon a grief,
Or one that's robb'd and bound t'affect the thief.
No, he that would soul's sacred comfort win
Must burn in pure love like a seraphin.
Thou hast deluded me:
How? I wonder he would miss, madam,
Having appointed, too; 'twere a strange goodness
If heaven should turn his heart now by the way.
Oh, never, Celio.
Yes, I ha' known the like.
Man is not at his own disposing, madam;
The bless'd powers have provided the better for him,
Or he were miserable: he may come yet;
'Tis early, madam. If you would be pleas'd
To embrace my counsel, you should see this night over,
Since y'have bestowed [these] pains.
I intend so.
[Aside] That strumpet would be found, else she should go.
I curse the time now I did ev'r make use
Of such a plague: sin knows not what it does.
IV.iii. [Antonio's house]
Enter Francisca, in her chamber [above].
'Tis now my brother's time, even much about it;
For though he dissembled a whole forthnight's absence,
He comes again tonight: 'twas so agreed
Before he went. I must bestir my wits now
To catch this sister of mine, and bring her name
To some disgrace first to preserve mine own:
There's profit in that cunning. She cast off
My company betimes tonight by tricks and sleights,
And I was well contented: I am resolv'd
There's no hate lost between us, for I know
She does not love me now but painfully,
Like one that's forc'd to smile upon a grief
To bring some purpose forward, and I'll pay her
In her own mettle. They're now all at rest,
And Gasper there, and all: list, fast asleep.
He cries it [hither]. I must disease you straight, sir.
For the maid-servants and the girls o' th' house,
I spic'd them lately with a drowsy posset;
They will not hear in haste.
My brother's come!
Oh, where's this key now for him? Here 'tis, happily.
But I must wake him first. Why, Gasper, Gasper!
[Within] What a pox gasp you for?
[Aside] Now I'll throw 't down.
[Within] Who's that call'd me now? Somebody call'd Gasper?
Oh, up, as thou'rt an honest fellow, Gasper!
[Within] I shall not rise tonight then. What's the matter?
Who's that? Young mistress?
Ay; up, up, sweet Gasper!
Enter Gaspero [in his nightshirt].
My sister hath both knock'd and call'd this hour,
And not a maid will stir.
They'll stir enough sometimes.
Hark, hark again, Gasper! Oh, run, run, prithee!
Give me leave to clothe myself.
Stand'st upon clothing
In an extremity? Hark, hark again!
She may be dead ere thou com'st; oh, in quickly!
He's gone. He cannot choose but be took now
Or met in his return; that will be enough.
Brother? Here, take this light.
My careful sister!
Look first in his own lodging ere you enter.
[Within] Oh, abus'd confidence! Here's nothing of him
But what betrays him more!
Then 'tis too true, brother.
[Within] I'll make base lust a terrible example,
No villainy e'er paid dearer!
[Within] Help! Hold, sir!
[Within] I am deaf to all humanity!
A strange and sudden silence after all;
I trust h'as spoil'd 'em both: too dear a happiness!
Oh, how I tremble between doubts and joys!
[Aside] There perish both, down to the house of falsehood
Where perjurous wedlock weeps! Oh, perjurous woman!
Sh'ad took the innocence of sleep upon her
At my approach and would not see me come,
As if sh'ad lain there like a harmless soul
And never dream'd of mischief. What's all this now?
I feel no ease; the burthen's not yet off
So long as th' abuse sticks in my knowledge.
Oh, 'tis a pain of hell to know one's shame!
Had it been hid and done, it had been done happy,
For he that's ignorant lives long and merry.
[Aside] I shall know all now.--Brother?
Come down quickly,
For I must kill thee, too.
Stay not long
If thou desir'st to die with little pain.
Make haste, I'ld wish thee, and come willingly;
If I be forc'd to come, I shall be cruel
Above a man to thee.
Why, sir, my brother?
Talk to thy soul if thou wilt talk at all;
To me thou'rt lost forever.
This is fearful in you
Beyond all reason, brother; would you thus
Reward me for my care and truth shown to you?
A curse upon 'em both, and thee for company!
'Tis that too diligent, thankless care of thing
Makes me a murderer, and that [ruinous] truth
That lights me to the knowledge of my shame.
Hadst thou been secret, then had I been happy
And had a hope, like man, of joys to come.
Now here I stand, a stain to my creation:
And, which is heavier than all torments to me,
The understanding of this base adultery,
And that thou told'st me first, which thou deserv'st
Death worthily for.
If that be the worst, hold, sir;
Hold, brother, I can ease your knowledge straight,
By my soul's hopes I can: there's no such thing.
Bless me but with life, I'll tell you all.
Your bed was never wrong'd.
What? Never wrong'd?
I ask but mercy, as I deal with truth now:
'Twas only my deceit, my plot and cunning
To bring disgrace upon her, by that means
To keep mine own hid, which none knew but she.
To speak troth, I had a child by Abberzanes, sir.
And my mother's letter
Was counterfeited to get time and place
For my delivery.
Oh, my wrath's redoubled!
At my return, she could speak all my folly,
And blam'd me, with good counsel. I, for fear
It should be made known, thus rewarded her,
Wrought you into suspicion without cause,
And at your coming, raised up Gasper suddenly,
Sent him but in before you by a falsehood,
Which to your kindled jealousy I knew
Would add enough. What's now confess'd is true.
The more I hear, the worse it fares with me.
I ha' kill'd 'em now for nothing: yet the shame
Follows my blood still. Once more, come down.
Look you, my sword goes up. Call Hermio to me;
Let the new man alone: he'll wake too soon
To find his mistress dead and lose a service.
Already the day breaks upon my guilt;
I must be brief and sudden. Hermio!
Run, knock up Abberzanes speedily;
Say I desire his company this morning
To yonder horse race, tell him. That will fetch him.
Oh, hark you, by the way--
[Antonio whispers to him.]
Use speed now,
Or I will ne'er use thee more. And perhaps
I speak in a right hour. My grief o'erflows;
I must in private go and vent my woes.
V.i. [Antonio's house]
Enter [Antonio] and Abberzanes.
You are welcome, sir.
I think I am worthy on't,
For look you, sir, I come untruss'd, in troth.
The more's the pity--honester men go to't--
That slaves should 'scape it. What blade have you got there?
Nay, I know not that, sir. I am not acquainted greatly with the blade; I am sure 'tis a good scabbard, and that satisfies me.
'Tis long enough indeed, if that be good.
I love to wear a long weapon: 'tis a thing commendable.
I pray draw it, sir.
It is not to be drawn.
Not to be drawn?
I do not care to see't. To tell you troth, sir, 'tis only a holiday thing, to wear by a man's side.
Draw it, or I'll rip thee down from neck to navel, though there's small glory in't.
Are you in earnest, sir?
I'll tell thee that anon.
Why, what's the matter, sir?
What a base misery is this in life now!
This slave had so much daring courage in him
To act a sin would shame whole generations,
But hath not so much honest strength about him
To draw a sword in way of satisfaction.
This shows thy great guilt that thou darest not fight.
Yes, I dare fight, sir, in an honest cause.
Why, come then, slave! Thou'st made my sister a whore.
Prove than an honest cause and I'll be hang'd.
So many starting-holes? Can I light no way?
Go to, you shall have your wish: all honest play.
Come forth, thou fruitful wickedness, thou seed
Of shame and murder.
Take to thee in wedlock
Baseness and cowardice, a fit match for thee.
Come, sir, along with me.
'Las, what to do?
I am too young to take a wife, in troth.
But old enough to take a strumpet, though.
You'ld fain get all your children beforehand,
And marry when y'have done: that's a strange course, sir.
This woman I bestow on thee: what dost thou say?
I would I had such another to bestow on you, sir.
Uncharitable slave, dog, coward as thou art,
To wish a plague so great as thine to any!
To my friend, sir, where I think I may be bold.
Down, and do't [solemnly]: contract yourselves
With truth and zeal, or ne'er rise up again!
I will not have her die i' th' state of strumpet,
Though she took pride to live one. Hermio, the wine!
[Enter Hermio with wine.]
'Tis here, sir. [Aside] Troth, I wonder at some things,
But I'll keep honest.
So, here's to you both now,
And to your joys, if't be your luck to find 'em. [Drinks.]
I tell you, you must weep hard, if you do.
Divide it 'twixt you both.
You shall not need
A strong bill of divorcement after that
If you mislike your bargain. Go, get in now,
Kneel, and pray heartily to get forgiveness
Of those two souls whose bodies thou hast murder'd.
[Exeunt Abberzanes and Francisca.]
Spread, subtle poison! Now my shame in her
Will die when I die; there's some comfort yet.
I do but think how each man's punishment
Proves still a kind of justice to himself.
I was the man that told this innocent gentlewoman,
Whom I did falsely wed and falsely kill,
That he that was her husband first by contract
Was slain i' th' [field], and he's known yet to live.
So did I cruelly beguile her heart,
For which I am well rewarded; so is Gasper
Who, to befriend my love, swore fearful oaths;
He saw the last breath fly from him. I see now
'Tis a thing dreadful t' abuse holy vows
And falls most weighty.
Take comfort, sir;
You're guilty of no death: they're only hurt,
And that not mortally.
Thou breath'st untruths.
Speak, Gasper, for me then.
Your unjust rage, sir,
Has hurt me without cause.
'Tis chang'd to grief [for't].
How fares my wife?
No doubt, sir, she fares well,
For she nev'r felt your fury: the poor sinner
That hath this seven year kept herself sound for you,
'Tis your luck to bring her into th' surgeon's hands now.
She. I know no other, sir;
You were nev'r at charge yet, but with one light horse.
Why, where's your lady? Where's my wife tonight then?
Nay, ask me not, sir; your struck [doe] within
Tells a strange tale of her.
This is unsufferable!
Never had man such means to make him mad!
Oh, that the poison would but spare my life
Till I had found her out!
Your wish is granted, sir.
Upon the faithfulness of a pitying servant,
I gave you none at all; my heart was kinder.
Let not conceit abuse you; you're as healthful,
For any drug, as life yet ever found you.
Enter L[ord] Governor.
Why, here's a happiness wipes off mighty sorrows;
The benefit of ever-pleasing service
Bless thy profession! Oh, my worthy lord,
I have an ill bargain; never man had worse!
The woman that unworthy wears your blood
To countenance sin in her: your niece, she's false!
You're too loud,
And grow too bold, too, with her virtuous meekness.
Who dare accuse her?
Here's one dare and can:
She lies this night with Celio, her own servant,
The place, Fernando's house.
Thou dost amaze us.
Why, here's but lust translated from one baseness
Into another; here I thought to have caught 'em,
But lighted wrong by false intelligence
And made me hurt the innocent. But now
I'll make my revenge dreadfuller than a tempest;
An army should not stop me, or a sea
Divide 'em from my revenge.
I'll not speak
To have her spar'd if she be base and guilty.
If otherwise, heaven will not see her wrong'd,
I need not take care for her. Let that woman
Be carefully look'd to, both for health and sureness;
[To Florida] It is not that mistaken wound thou wear'st
Shall be thy privilege.
You cannot torture me
Worse than the surgeon does: so long I care not.
[Exit Florida and Gaspero.]
If she be adulterous, I will never trust
Virtues in women; they're but veils for lust.
To what a lasting ruin mischief runs!
I had thought I had well and happily ended all
In keeping back the poison, and new rage now
Spreads a worse venom. My poor lady grieves me;
'Tis strange to me that her sweet-seeming virtues
Should be so meanly overtook with Celio,
A servant: 'tis not possible.
Enter Isabella and Sebastian[, disguised].
Good morrow, Hermio.
My sister stirring yet?
How? Stirring, forsooth!
Here has been simple stirring. Are you not hurt, madam?
Pray speak, we have a surgeon ready.
How, a surgeon?
Hath been at work these five hours.
How he talks!
Did you not meet my master?
How, your master?
Why, came he home tonight?
Then you know nothing, madam?
Please you but walk in, you shall hear strange business.
[To Sebastian] I am much beholding to your truth now, am I not?
Y'have serv'd me fair: my credit's stain'd forever!
Exeunt [Isabella and Hermio].
This is the wicked'st fortune that e'er blew.
We're both undone for nothing: there's no way
Flatters recovery now, the thing's so gross.
Her disgrace grieves me more than a life's loss.
V.[ii. Hecate's cave, a cauldron set]
Enter Duchess, Hecate, Firestone.
What death is't you desire for Almachildes?
A sudden and a subtle.
Then I have fitted you.
Here lie the gifts of both sudden and subtle:
His picture made in wax and gently molten
By a blue fire kindled with dead men's eyes
Will waste him by degrees.
In what time, prithee?
Perhaps in a moon's progress.
What? A month?
Out upon pictures, if they be so tedious!
Give me things with some life.
Then seek no farther.
This must be done with speed, dispatch'd this night,
If it may possible.
I have if for you.
[Here's] that will do't: stay but perfection's time,
And that's not five hours hence.
Canst thou do this?
I mean, so closely.
Do you mean, too?
So artfully, so cunningly.
Worse and worse; doubts and incredulities!
They make me mad: let scrupulous greatness know
Cum volui, ripis ipsis mirantibus, amnes
In fontes rediere suos; concussaque, sisto
Stantia, concutio cantu freta; nubila pello
Nubilaque induco; ventos abigoque vocoque;
Vipereas rumpo verbis et carmine fauces;
Et silvas moveo, jubeoque tremiscere montes,
Et mugire solum, manesque exire sepulchris.
Te [quo]que, luna, traho. Can you doubt me then, daughter,
That can make mountains tremble, miles of woods walk,
Whole earth's foundation bellow, and the spirits
Of the entomb'd to burst out from their marbles,
Nay, draw yond moon to my envolv'd designs?
[Aside] I know as well as can be when my mother's mad and our great cat angry, for one spits French then and th'other spits Latin.
I did not doubt you, mother.
No? What did you?
My power's so firm, it is not be question'd.
Forgive what's past: and now I know th' offensiveness
That vexes art, I'll shun th' occasion ever.
Leave all to me and my five sisters, daughter.
It shall be convey'd in at howlet-time.
Take you no care; my spirits know their moments:
Raven or screech-owl never fly by th' door
But they call in--I thank 'em--and they lose not by't.
I give 'em barley soaked in infants' blood;
They shall have semina cum sanguine,
Their gorge cramm'd full, if they come once to our house.
We are no niggard.
They fare but too well when they come [hither]: they eat up as much tother night as would have made me a good conscionable pudding.
Give me some lizard's brain, quickly, Firestone.
Where's Grannam Stadlin and all the rest o' th' sisters?
All at hand, forsooth.
[Enter Stadlin, Hoppo, and the Witches.]
Give me marmaritin, some bear-breech; when!
Here's bear-breech, and lizard's brain, forsooth.
Into the vessel;
And fetch three ounces of the red-hair'd girl
I kill'd last midnight.
Whereabouts, sweet mother?
Hip; hip or flank. Where is the acopus?
You shall have acopus, forsooth.
Stir, stir about, whilst I begin the charm.
A charm song about a vessel.
So, so, enough: into the vessel with it.
There, 't hath the true perfection: I am so light
At any mischief; there's no villainy
But is a tune, methinks.
[Aside] A tune? 'Tis to the tune of [damnation] then, I warrant you, and that song hath a villainous burthen.
Come, my sweet sisters, let the air strike our tune
Whilst we show reverence to yond peeping moon.
Here they dance. The witches dance and exit.
V.[iii. Antonio's house]
Enter L[ord] Governor, Isabella, [Sebastian disguised,] Florida, Francisca, Abberzanes, Gaspero [and other servants].
My lord, I have given you nothing but the truth
Of a most plain and innocent intent.
My wrongs being so apparent in this woman--
A creature that robs wedlock of all comfort
Where'er she fastens--I could do no less
But seek means privately to shame his folly;
No farther reach'd my malice, and it glads me
That none but my base injurer is found
To be my false accuser.
This is strange
That he should give the wrongs, yet seek revenge.
[To Sebastian] But, sirrah, you: you are accus'd here doubly,
First by your lady for a false intelligence
That caus'd her absence, which much hurts her name,
Though her intents were blameless; next, by this woman,
For an adulterous design and plot
Practis'd between you to entrap her honour,
Whilst she for her hire should enjoy her husband.
Part of this is truth, my lord,
To which I am guilty, in a rash intent,
But clear in act; and she most clear in both,
Not sanctity more spotless.
Oh, my lord!
What news breaks there?
Of strange destruction:
Here stands the lady that within this hour
Was made a widow.
Your niece, my lord.
A fearful, unexpected accident
Brought death to meet his fury: for my lord
Entering Fernando's house like a rais'd tempest,
Which nothing heeds but its own violent rage,
Blinded with wrath and jealousy, which scorn guides,
From a false trap-door fell into a depth
Exceeds a temple's height, which takes into it
Part of the dungeon that falls threescore faddom
Under the castle.
Oh, you seed of lust,
Wrongs and revenges wrongful, with what terrors
You do present yourselves to wretched man,
When his soul least expects you?
I forgive him
All his wrongs now, and sign it with my pity.
[Swooning] Oh, my sweet servant!
Look to yond light mistress.
She's in a [swoon], my lord.
Convey her hence;
It is a sight would grieve a modest eye
To see a strumpet's soul sink into passion
For him that was the husband of another.
[Exeunt servants carrying Florida.]
[To Sebastian] Yet all this clears not you.
Thanks to heaven
That I am now of age to clear myself then.
[He removes his disguise.]
The same, much wrong'd, sir.
Am I certain
Of what mine eye takes joy to look upon?
Your service cannot alter me from knowledge.
I am your servant ever.
Welcome to life, sir.
Gasper, thou swor'st his death.
I did indeed, my lord,
And have been since well paid for't: one forsworn mouth
Hath got me two or three more here.
I was dead, sir,
Both to my joys and all men's understanding
Till this my hour of life: for 'twas my fortune
To make the first of my return to Urbin
A witness to that marriage, since which time
I have walk'd beneath myself and all my comforts
Like one on earth whose joys are laid above,
And though it had been offence small in me
To enjoy mine own, I left her pure and free.
The greater and more sacred is thy blessing,
For where heaven's bounty holy groundwork finds,
'Tis like a sea, encompassing chaste minds.
The duchess comes, my lord.
Be you then all witnesses
Of an intent most horrid.
[Aside] One poor night
[ ] ever Almachildes now:
Better his meaner fortunes wept than ours
That took the true height of a princess' spirit
To match unto their greatness. Such lives as his
Were only made to break the force of fate
Ere it came at us, and receive the venom.
'Tis but a usual friendship for a mistress
To lose some forty years' life in hopeful time
And hazard an eternal soul forever,
As young as he has done, and more desertful.
This is the hour that I have so long desir'd.
The tumult's full appeas'd: now may we both
Exchange embraces with a fortunate arm
And practise to make love-knots, thus.
[The] Duke is discover'd [lying on a couch as if dead].
Thus, lustful woman and bold murderess, thus.
Blessed powers, to make my loyalty and truth so happy!
Look thee, thou shame of greatness, stain of honour:
Behold thy work and weep before thy death!
If thou beest bless'd with sorrow and a conscience,
Which is a gift from heaven, and seldom knocks
At any murderer's breast with sounds of comfort,
See this thy worthy and unequall'd piece,
A fair encouragement for another husband.
Bestow me upon death, sir; I am guilty,
And of a cruelty above my cause.
His injury was too low for my revenge.
[Perform] a justice that may light all others
To noble actions: life is hateful to me,
Beholding my dead lord. Make us an one
In death, whom marriage made one of two living
Till cursed fury parted us. My lord,
I covet to be like him.
No, my sword
Shall never stain the virgin brightness on't
With blood of an adulteress.
There, my lord,
I dare my accuser and defy the world,
Death, shame, and torment: blood, I am guilty of,
But not adultery, not the breach of honour.
No? Come forth, Almachildes.
Hath time brought him about to save himself
By my destruction? I am justly doom'd.
Do you know this woman?
I have known her better, sir, than at this time.
But she defies you there.
That's the common trick of them all.
Nay, since I am touch'd so near: before my death, then,
In right of honour's innocence, I am bold
To call heaven and my woman here to witness.
My lord, let her speak truth, or may she perish.
Then, sir, by all the hopes of a maid's comfort,
Either in faithful service or bless'd marriage,
The woman that his blinded folly knew
Was only a [hired] strumpet, a professor
Of lust and impudence, which here is ready
To approve what I have spoken.
A common strumpet?
This comes of scarfs; I'll never more wear
An haberdasher's shop before mine eyes again.
My sword is proud; thou art lighten'd of that sin.
Die then a murderess only.
[Rising] Live a duchess,
Better than ever lov'd, embraced and honour'd.
Nay, since in honour thou canst justly rise,
Vanish all wrongs; thy former practise dies.
I thank thee, Almachildes, for my life,
This lord for truth, and heaven for such a wife,
Who, though her intent sinn'd, yet she makes amends
With grief and honour, virtue's noblest ends.
What griev'd you then shall never more offend you:
Your father's skull with honour we'll inter
And give the peace due to the sepulcher.
And in all time, may this day ever prove
A day of triumph, joy, and honest love.
Charles Lamb may have been the first to observe that in comparison to Middleton's witches, the witches of Macbeth are much more mysterious, much more an elemental force of the supernatural. Indeed, Middleton's witches are more "realistic," in the sense that they could have easily come from the everyday society of which those accused of witchcraft were a part. (As we'll see, these witches are not immortal and not impervious to comic deflation.) I think that much of the thrill for Jacobean audiences of this play came from allowing them to peek behind closed doors, as it were, that this was supposedly what the witches in their midst did when non-initiates were not around. The distinguishing factor between the Weird Sisters and Hecate & Co. is, of course, the type of play in which they appear. As usual, Shakespeare's tragic vision is both cosmic and microscopic: Macbeth has moral choices to make, but ultimately his freedom of action is undermined by an ineluctable predestination. On the other hand, Middleton avoids a central focus for a complexity of a plot, a complexity sometimes out of control in this, one of his first attempts at tragicomedy. Apart from the occasional body-snatching and midnight seduction, the witches get involved only when others ask them: they are the servants and not the wellspring of the plot. If the demands of the genre are to be satisfied, the folk of Ravenna must be afforded the opportunity to repent their wrongs, and the real design responsible for those eleventh-hour moral conversions--staggering even for Fletcherian tragicomedy--is not supernatural but literary.
FIRESTONE: 1) a stone that resists the action of fire, used for lining furnaces and hearths, alluding to his duties in connection with the cauldron, 2) fire (burning sensation of the pox, a common metaphor) + stone (testicle)
HECATE: from the Greek goddess of the moon, earth, and the infernal regions, later associated with magic and witchcraft
STADLIN: As we'll see in notes throughout the play, Middleton relied heavily upon Reginald Scot's The Discovery of Witchcraft (1584). (By the way, Scot denounces belief in witchcraft, which makes Middleton's manipulations of his source very interesting!) Dyce cites Scot: "It is constantly affirmed in [Sprenger's Malleus Maleficarum] that Stafus used always to hide himself in a [mouse-hole], and had a disciple called Hoppo, who made Stadlin a master witch, and could all when they list invisibly transfer the third part of their neighbour's dung, hay, corn, etc. into their own ground, make hail, tempests and floods, with thunder and lightning; and kill children, cattle, etc.; reveal things hidden, and many other tricks, when and where they list." Bullen adds a note about a male witch in France called Stadlin.
MALKIN: A diminutive of Matilda, a common name for a familiar
Thomas Holmes, Esq.: Still unidentified. For a list of candidates, cf. Wayne Phelps, "Thomas Holmes, Esquire: The Dedicatee of Middleton's The Witch," Notes and Queries, April 1980, pp. 152-154.
taste: slight indication
by the law condemned: An act of 1563 was replaced in 1604 by a harsher and more far-reaching law.
clapp'd it up: settled hastily
can abide no counsel: cannot be denied
sensible: i.e., capable of feeling the pain
His sighs drink life-blood: a typical feature of love melancholy; cf. Blurt, Master Constable 2.1
obeys: is obeyed
[duke's]: King's (Q)
Malaga: white wine from Malaga, Spain
blackjack: large leather jug for beer
small drink: small beer was thinned with water
spleen: regarded as the seat of melancholy
traded: of a road, much used or trodden, here with the sexual implication
miss: manage without
perfumers: those who fumigate or perfume rooms; cf. A Trick to Catch the Old One IV.iv.
complement: The full number to complete a company, as in a ship's complement, or as with Gaspero's bawdy metaphor, to fill a vacancy. There are other possible meanings: 1) a quality of character which "completes" the person (cf. Jonson's Every Man in His Humour I.ii), 2) observance of ceremony or honour, in light of Florida's kind words about serving-men (cf. Love's Labours Lost IV.ii, Romeo and Juliet II.ii, Twelfth Night III.i, King Lear I.i).
termers: dissolute persons who frequented London during term-time; cf. introductory notes for Michaelmas Term, The Family of Love Pref.
well-booted: ready for riding, with the sexual innuendo
Amsterdam swallow...thee up again: Amsterdam and Geneva were refuges for Puritanism; cf. A Chaste Maid in Cheapside III.ii. The pun is on geneva, a spirit distilled from grain, and flavored with the juice of juniper berries, from whence comes the word "gin." To cast = to vomit. Amoretta continues the religious/alcoholic imagery in her sarcastic reply about Almachildes' drunkenness.
she that sunk...Queenhithe: According to legend, Eleanor of Castille, wife of Edward I, after denying the murder of the Mayoress of London and praying the earth might swallow her up if she lied, sank into the ground at Charing Cross and rose from the Thames at Queenhithe. Actually, Charing Cross was so named because the hamlet of Charing was the last place in Eleanor's funeral cortege where Edward had crosses erected in her honor. Queenhithe was a large quay just west of Southwark Bridge.
[holy]: holly (Q)
fall backwards: succumb sexually
firedrake: will-o'-the-wisp, or a firecracker, named for the dragons of German mythology; cf. Your Five Gallants III.ii. The illustration shows a firedrake ignited and being propelled along a rope.
round: with the pun on the rounds walked by those who checked on sentries and watches
service: a blend of military and sexual imagery, concluding
with Gaspero's "tossed pike"
Titty and Tiffin...Hellw[a]in and [Puckle]: The Malone Society reprint cites Scot: "Now, how Brian Darcy's he-spirits and she-spirits, Tittie and Tiffin, Suckin and Pidgin, Liard and Robin, etc., his white spirits and black spirits, gray spirits and red spirits, devil toad and devil lamb, devil's cat and devil's dam, agree wherewithal, or can stand consonant with the word of God, or true philosophy, let heaven and earth judge." These familiars (spirits that followed witches in animal form) appear as the following: Titty as a little gray cat, Tiffin as a white lamb, Pidgin as a black toad, Suckin as a black dog, Liard as a red lion, and Robin as a white colt, toad, or black cat (cf. Witchcraft in England, 1558-1618, ed. Barbara Rosen). The illustration: witches with their familiars, from The Wonderful Discoverie of the Witchcrafts of Margaret and Phillip Flower (1619).
[Puckle]: Prickle (Q); the name of one of the witches, but the puckle were also spirits, a type of bugbear
[seething]: Seeton (Q). Corbin and Sedge's edition in Three Jacobean Witchcraft Plays (1986) provides an excellent gloss; they choose not to emend, and gloss "seeton" as "not in OED; a substance presumably having the property of turning the flames more blue [associated with witchcraft]. R's [Isaac Reed, 1778 edition] 'seeten' suggests that he has knowledge of such a chemical. D's [Dyce] 'seething' (i.e., boiling) seems inappropriate as it refers to the contents of the cauldron, not the flames as Hecate's words suggest; but it should be noted that the verb 'seethe' occurs in the source for this passage [Scot, see below] and it may be that Hecate is contemplating extra boiling to compensate for the lack of heat in the flames."
nips of fairies: from the superstition that elves pinched sluttish maids; cf. The Merry Wives of Windsor V.v.
unbaptised: Corbin & Sledge cite Scot, "Then he teacheth them to make ointments of the bowels and members of children, whereby they ride in air, and accomplish all their desires. So as, if there be any children unbaptised, or not guarded with the sign of the cross or orisons, then the witches may and do catch them from their mothers' sides in the night, or...after burial steal them out of their graves, and seethe them in a cauldron until their flesh be made potable." Also cf. Jonson's Masque of Queens.
pricks: marks or dots in musical notation
stops: finger-holes or ventages in the tube of a wind instrument so as to alter the pitch, cf. Hamlet III.ii, 2 Henry IV Ind. "Pricks" and "stops" appear in conjunction in Your Five Gallants II.i with the sexual innuendo; there doesn't seem to be such innuendo here, although the witches do have, as Norman Britten puts it, an "itchy sexuality."
incubus: A feigned evil spirit or demon (originating in personified representations of the nightmare) supposed to descend upon persons in their sleep, and especially to seek carnal intercourse with women. In the Middle Ages, their existence was recognized by the ecclesiastical and civil law.
[Whelplie's]: wlelplies (Q)
mounting: i.e., the next time she flies through the air, but with the sexual innuendo
eleoselinum: mountain parsley
aconitum: Aconite, a genus of poisonous plants called Monk's-hood and Wolf's-bane. Also applied loosely or erroneously to other poisonous plants. It is mentioned in 2 Henry IV IV.iv and Dekker's News from Hell.
frondes populeas: poplar leaves
sium: yellow watercress
acorum vulgare: common myrtle
[Pentaphyllon]: cinquefoil; Dentaphillon (Q)
solanum somnificum: solanum somniferum, deadly nightshade
farmer's picture: Bullen cites The Examination of John Walsh touching Witchcraft (1566): "Pictures made in wax will cause the party (for whom it is made) to continue sick two whole years, because it will be two whole years ere the wax will be consumed."
goose-grease: the melted fat of a goose
[churnings]...batches: e.g., butter-making, brewing and baking; Charmings (Q), which is a variant form of churnings
meet with: revenged upon
Evensong: the service, also called vespers, usually celebrated shortly before sunset, being the sixth of the seven `canonical hours' of the Western Church
milch-kine: milk cow
[dew]-skirted: dew-d-skirted (Q)
sillabubs: desserts made of a mixture of whole milk or cream with wine or cider, usually slightly sweetened, and often including eggs, nutmeg and cinnamon
ware: 1) merchandise, commodity, 2) matter (i.e., pus)
more unconscionable than bakers: alluding to a baker's dozen, 13
cast: a stroke of fortune
costermonger's: apple-seller's; the "first apple" is, of course, Eve's
prick'd down: written down, with the bawdy innuendo
posset: drink of hot milk curdled with liquor
Urchins...puckle: Dyce cites Scot: "And they have so 'fraid us with bull beggars, spirits, witches, urchins, elves, hags, fairies, satyrs, pans, fawns, silens, kit with the can'stick, tritons, centaurs, dwarves, giants, imps, calcars, conjurors, nymphs, changelings, incubus, Robin Goodfellow, the spoorn, the mare, the man in the oak, the hellwain, the firedrake, the puckle, Tom Thumb, hob goblin, Tom Tumbler, boneless, and such other bugs, that we are afraid of our own shadows." Urchins are small, mischievous fairies, sometimes appearing in the form of a hedgehog.
[silens]: Silence (Q); the Sileni or wood-gods, sylvans
kit with the candlestick: jack-o-lantern
the spoorn: a special kind of specter or phantom
A ab hur hus: also from Scot, who mentions this incantation as a charm against the toothache
disease: this usage recurs throughout the play, indicating varying degrees of discomfort or unrest
firk: rouse, impel, drive away
[as]: and (Q)
takes Anno Domini/Out of a rich man's chimney: alluding to the date of the house's construction, often placed on chimneys. (Hecate goes on to say that rich men prefer to enshrine themselves ("their own years" = their age, often included with the portrait's date) in expensive private paintings rather than the humbler chimneys.) Chimneys were "blown down" after Duncan's murder in Macbeth.
starve up generation: render impotent; cf. Lancashire for the importance of this in the Essex case
Chirocineta, adincantida,/Archimedon, marmaritin, calicia: Bullen cites Scot: "Pythagoras and Democritus give us the names of a great many magical herbs and stones, whereof now both the virtue and the things themselves also are unknown; as marmaritin, whereby spirits might be raised; archimedon, which would make own bewray [betray] in his sleep all the secrets in his heart; adincantida, calicia, mevais, chirocineta, etc.: which had all their several virtues, or rather poisons." Marmaritin grows in marble quarries and is used as a drug.
sort to: use for
privy gristle: dead body; murderers' bodies would be left to hang after the execution
scurf: scab, encrustation
that patient miracle: Job
dispose: regulate or govern in an orderly way; to determine or control the course of affairs
I know he loves me not: cf. Macbeth III.v.
bravest: most handsomely dressed
pipkin: small earthenware pot
tumbling cast: somersault
I pray be covered: the usual meaning being "please put your hat back on"
tumblers: 1) somersaulters, acrobats, 2) Those who tumble or toss things into confusion or disorder, 3) with the sexual innuendo
flat: 1) prostrate, 2) absolute, downright (cf. Measure for Measure II.ii), 3)
dry ones: referring to his capacity to drink
remora: any one of certain fishes with a sucker on the top of the head by which it can attach itself especially to ships and other fishes for transportation; it was believed to be able to change the ship's course
suck-stone: any sucking fish
[sea]-lamprey: Stalamprey (Q); Lamprey is a character in A Trick to Catch the Old One, and lampreys often have a sexual connection (cf. The Duchess of Malfi I.i).
pismires: ants; both the remora and pismire references are from Scot
marchpane: a confection made of ground almonds and sugar, molded into various forms; marzipan
fitted me: given me exactly what I wanted; it also has bawdy innuendo
paddock: toadstool; cf. Macbeth I.i for a toad familiar named Paddock
beray'd: defiled; cf. Blurt, Master Constable IV.iii, The Family of Love V.iii. Firestone is probably being ironic with "sweetly" because Almachildes' handkerchief is soiled by something other than marchpane.
ordinary: eating establishment
cullis: a strong broth, in which gold and pearls were used, given to the sick, although Gaspero's reference to a "consumption" has implications of gonorrhea, which is why he fears the surgeon and the apothecary might follow the goldsmith. Bullen references a "cullis of a cock." Cf. A Chaste Maid in Cheapside V.ii, A Mad World, My Masters II.vi, Your Five Gallants IV.viii, The Family of Love III.i.
nobles: gold coins worth 6s. 8d.; Corbin & Sledge mention that this is slightly more than the going rate for prostitutes, according to Barry's Ram Alley.
panada: Ponado (Q); a dish made by boiling bread in water to a pulp, and flavoring it according to taste with sugar, currants, nutmeg, or other ingredients
strangely: i.e., because of its strangeness
rocking: i.e., her cradle
account: accounting, addition, math
venturing: sexually adventurous
watermen: boatmen paid for transporting people up and down the Thames; cf. A Chaste Maid in Cheapside IV.ii.
chewets: A dish made of various kinds of meat or fish, chopped fine, mixed with spice and fruits, and baked, fried, or boiled; mincemeat
egg pies: believed to be an aphrodisiac
powder up: to salt or preserve meat, hence prepare for a long voyage
tobacco: used for affectation; cf. the Captain's story of the fashionable older brother in The Phoenix I.ii, and Lazarillo in Blurt, Master Constable. There is an interesting article about the Elizabethans and tobacco at http://www.tobacco.org/History/Elizabethan_Smoking.html .
knights' wives in town: a jibe at the low value of knighthood. Almost immediately after he was crowned, James I began conferring many new knighthoods, considered lavish and undiscriminating by those who felt that these "carpet knights" cheapened the rank. Cf. The Phoenix I.vi ("He's no gentleman, only a knight."), A Chaste Maid in Cheapside I.ii, Your Five Gallants II.iv, Dekker and Webster's Eastward Ho! IV.i.
statute against them,/As against fiddlers: Minstrels were included in the statutes against vagabonds of 1572, 1598, and 1604.
for a yard of lawn: used as a betting phrase. Lawn = fine linen or clothing made from it, so called because it was bleached on a lawn instead of the ordinary bleaching grounds; cf. A Chaste Maid in Cheapside I.i, Your Five Gallants II.iii
a cold, sir, by your means: presumably due to the lengthy yet unsuccessful attempts at love-making
bake-meats: pies, pastries
canary: canary wine, a light sweet wine from the Canary Islands
I left her heal' varray well: "I left her health very well" in Scots dialect. This line led Dyce to exclaim, "Scotch--at Ravenna!" Of course, plays of this period, while nominally taking place in foreign lands, were quite frequently thinly veiled portraits of London and England, so the gentleman "from the North" is really a Scot. Or is he? Remember, the letter is not really from Antonio's mother in the north but rather a fake from Abberzanes just to get Francisca to a farmhouse outside of town. Corbin & Sledge note that parodies of Scottish accents were common and punishable at this time because of James's accession.
down: e.g., out from the city
preferment: Advancement in status, here, by means of marriage
kindness: here (and possibly elsewhere in the play), a sexual love; cf. A Trick to Catch the Old One I.i for similar usage
conceit: idea, understanding
It takes: i.e., the witches' charm
red sighs in the hearts of lovers: cf. "his sighs drink life-blood" in I.i.
breach: i.e., as in war
Necte tribus nodis ternos Amoretta colores: This and the next Latin phrase are taken from Virgil's eighth eclogue, the name having been changed from Amaryllis to Amoretta. "I tie each of the three colors, Amoretta, in three knots."
Nodo et Veneris dic vincula necte: "Tie them and say, 'I tie the bonds of Venus.'"
construction: 1) translation, 2) interpretation of others' conduct or words (cf. Much Ado about Nothing III.iv, Macbeth I.iv). Cf. Tim Yellowhammer's misconstrued Latin in A Chaste Maid in Cheapside.
noddies: fools, simpletons
makes turn'd colours: retreats in battle, or betrays his country (?)
make all split else: wreak havoc otherwise; cf. The Roaring Girl IV.ii, A Midsummer Night's Dream I.ii.
when there's time: while there's still time
entertainment: reception, treatment
desertless: without merit
computent: competent (obs.)
case alter'd: proverbial
[rul'd]: rude (Q)
clipp'd: Bullen glosses as "clept" (called), but there's the pun of "defiled" (cf. Blurt, Master Constable III.iii, unclipp'd angel = virgin), therefore clipp'd name = ruined reputation
Well ballast of all sides: i.e., very pregnant
to a hair: exactly
This comes of bragging: I'm beginning to brag
well said: well done
safeguard: the outer petticoat worn over other clothes to protect them from dirt, the usual riding dress for women; cf. The Roaring Girl II.i.
woodcock: 1) a bird easily trapped, 2) fool, simpleton, dupe, gull, 3) prostitute; one of the watch in Blurt, Master Constable is called Woodcock.
sweet: with a pun on "pleasing"; Abberzanes is being sarcastic.
I'll speak with least: at least
Rhenish: Rhine wine
caudle: warm drink of gruel and ale or wine
of a week's departure: used up a week ago
wand: switch for urging a horse on
bird-lime: 1) a glutinous substance spread upon twigs, by which birds may be caught and held fast, 2) prison-time (rhyming slang)
my oath's out: I have no more to say
give him breath, but seeks to have that too: sexual pleasure makes him breathless, but also takes his breath (i.e., life) away
pricksong: a pricked song is music written down, with the sexual innuendo; cf. Women Beware Women III.ii, The Phoenix I.ii, Your Five Gallants II.i, Romeo and Juliet II.iv.
close: shut up, confined
condition: disposition, character
city tuck: Bullen conjectures this is a misprint for "city-truck" (city "trash"). But "tuck" is associated with fashion (the style in which one's hair is plaited), therefore Sebastian may be saying that when he saw Florida before, she appeared more fashionable, more cosmopolitan ("the common courtesy of frailty"?), but on this occasion there is less formality (e.g., her hair is loose, not plaited). If "tuck" is a misprint, it might also be "tack" (smack, taste, or flavor of something, especially an alien, peculiar, or ill flavor).
at a strange stand: stalled at a peculiar point, perplexed
Rutney's: Probably a proper name, i.e., a boarding-house; I haven't been able to locate this as a place. Corbin & Sedge note the bawdy innuendo ("rut") and conjecture the name is fictional.
shifts: tricks, with a possible pun on loosely fitting dresses like chemises; cf. Your Five Gallants I.i, V.ii.
[her]: here (Q)
rod: a measure of length equal to 1612 feet; "by the rod" is descriptive of an old form of taking or surrendering land
travell'd: with the pun on "travailed," i.e., given birth
hand: Isabella means handwriting, but Francisca probably first thinks of "handiwork" or the body part
strangeness: unfamiliarity (Bullen glosses as "coyness")
so: as long as
churching: the appearance of a woman at church one month after childbirth to give public thanks and be "re-sanctified"
[fine]: five (Q)
have cast it: Bullen glosses "'Cast' = (1) devise, (2) vomit", a good gloss ("vomit" reflecting the immorality of Francisca's plot) if the sense of the interruptive phrase is "I've figured it out", the reference being her changing her mind about Isabella's ability to keep a secret. However, this interpretation is jarring to the flow of Francisca's thoughts, and I prefer "I would have spit it out," Francisca referring hypothetically to her own ability to keep secrets. The double entendre of telling/vomiting is maintained, along with a possible allusion of Francisca's own secret (her baby) inevitably coming out.
be quit: deal
fit: use for my purposes
make shift: make do
forthnight's journey: As Corbin & Sedge point out, Sebastian has had no time to learn of Antonio's journey. This is not the only plot-related oversight in the play.
country: Cuntry (Q), the spelling of which brings out the sexual pun
[depend]: depends (Q)
stand in't: persist
[lowness]: Lownes (Q)
common fame: public report
brisk: finely dressed
There was a bat...drank her fill: cf. 1 Henry VI V.iii, The Witch of Edmonton II.i and IV.i. According to Corbin & Sedge, the belief in vampirish familiars was peculiarly English.
mortality: i.e., deaths within the area
mar-martin: Mar Martin (Q); Gareth Roberts ("A Re-examination of the Sources of the Magical Materials in Middleton's The Witch," Notes & Queries (1976), 216-219) suggests the comic allusion is to the 1589 tract Mar Martine attributed to Lyly.
mandragon: an altered form of "mandrake," which is a shortened form of "mandragora," the genus of plants native to Southern Europe and the East characterized by very short stems, thick, fleshy, often forked, roots, and fetid lance-shaped leaves. The mandrake is poisonous, having emetic and narcotic properties, and was formerly used medicinally. The forked root is thought to resemble the human form, and was fabled to utter a deadly shriek when plucked up from the ground. The notion indicated in the narrative of Genesis xxx, that the fruit when eaten by women promotes conception, is said still to survive in Palestine (OED). Cf. Othello III.iii, Antony and Cleopatra I.v for its soporific effect. The image appears in William Turner's Herbal, Part 2 (1552).
panax: a plant believed to yield a balsam that healed all wounds
pan: head (as in "brain-pan")
selago: club-moss, or a genus of South African herbs or undershrubs
hedge-hyssop: a plant of Central Europe formerly noted for its medicinal properties
Song: Corbin & Sedge give the music. This and the
final song appear to have been interpolated into later performances
of Macbeth (1606), and exist in a 1673 text of that play.
[over misty]: our Mistris (Q); the Malone Society editors write, "apparently corrupt. The 1673 text of Macbeth reads Over misty Hills and Fountains and Davenant's text of 1674 reads Over Hills, and misty Fountains." Some editors, like Corbin & Sedge, do not emend; they cite J. M. Nosworthy (Shakespeare's Occasional Plays: Their Origin and Transmission, 1965): "The seas are fountains drawn up by ['our mistress'] the moon." This explanation is very appealing, but I think the 1673 Macbeth reading, picked up by Davenant, is a valid transmission. To the right, an engraving of Sir William Davenant.
[steeples,]: Steepe (Q); again, both the 1673 Macbeth and Davenant's 1674 Witch read "Steeples". Cf. "steeple-tops" in I.ii.
rub out: go without
lunary: from luna, the moon. Almachildes is basically saying he knows a hawk from a handsaw.
aqua vite: liquor; often linked with bawds: cf. Romeo and Juliet III.ii, Marston's The Malcontent V.i.
wildfire: 1) Will-o'-the-wisp, ignis fatuus, 2) lightning, but most germane, 3) erysipelas and various inflammatory eruptive diseases, especially those in which the eruption spreads from one part to another. Cf. 1 Henry IV III.iii.
A Fair Warning for All Hair Bracelets: a parody of the titles of moralistic tracts like Thomas Heywood's A Warning for Fair Women (1599)
spoon-meat: soft or liquid food for taking with a spoon, especially by infants or invalids, and easily poisoned; Almachildes means that if he lives, he has avoided being poisoned, and possibly has been wiser than a baby or a fool.
these: i.e., the rioting public bow to the Lord Governor
popular: i.e., of the populous
dearer: more grievous, more intense
rankness: haughtiness, rebelliousness
ensign: flag, standard
IV.ii.: In IV.ii Middleton seems to have left some of the plot unexplained beforehand. What appears to have happened is that Sebastian (posing as Celio the servant) has told Isabella to appear at the house of Fernando, who is posing as someone who lets out lodging; Isabella is to pose as Florida in order to catch Antonio at his extramarital tryst. In the meantime, Sebastian gives the keys to Antonio's chamber to Florida, who plans to spite Isabella by letting her find her with Antonio after she (Isabella) returns from what Sebastian has let her (Florida) believe is her (Isabella's) tryst with Celio. I know, it's confusing. Wait until you see what plot twists do to Antonio in Act V.
[men]: Man (Q)
carriage: action, plan
simple turn: straightforward favor
When a suspect doth catch once, it burns mainly: Once a suspicion is lit, it burns entirely.
feel mine arms: sense kinship or alliance. The Malone Society editors suggest emending to "feed" or "fill," but "feel" makes just as much sense--perhaps more if the image we are meant to see is a coat of arms, the first in a series of familial imagery.
on's: of his
disease: again, discomfort, disturb
abuse her: take her chastity
seraphin: seraphim, one of the highest order of angels
by the way: i.e., to goodness
[these]: this (Q)
[above]: on the upper stage
mettle: spirit, courage, with the pun on "metal" (coins)
cries it: snores
[hither]: hether (Q)
disease: again, discomfort or rouse
drowsy: i.e., which made them drowsy; cf. Macbeth II.ii, "The surfeited grooms/Do mock their charge with snores; I have drugged their possets."
throw 't down: put the plot in action
stir: with the sexual innuendo
his own lodging: i.e., Celio's room
[FLORIDA]: Fra. (Q)
Above a man: beyond a man's capacity for cruelty
[ruinous]: Ruynes (Q)
new man: i.e., Celio
service: This normally would have been a sexual pun, except that Antonio at this point is no longer suspicious.
knock up: i.e., knock on his door and rouse him
whispers: Antonio tells Hermio here to poison the wine he'll later bring.
[Antonio]: Sebastian (Q)
[ANTONIO]: Seb. (Q)
untruss'd: The points that joined the breeches to the doublet are not tied. This is the method of Elizabethan dramatists to indicate the character has just awakened. Cf. A Chaste Maid in Cheapside II.iii, The Phoenix III.i, Your Five Gallants IV.ii.
[ANTONIO]: Seb. (Q)
honester men go to't: honest men die, but baser men escape death
holiday: befitting a holiday, festive, gay, sportive
starting-holes: loopholes; cf. The Family of Love V.iii, The Phoenix I.ii, 1 Henry IV II.iv.
light: get satisfaction
[solemnly]: sollempnely (Q)
strong bill of divorcement: It was extremely difficult to divorce at this time. Strong = powerful, convincing (e.g., having evidence of infidelity)
fearful: out of fear
[for't]: fo't (Q)
You were nev'r at charge yet, but with one light horse: at charge = charged with murder, with a pun on the military charge one would perform on a horse, and the pun there being light horse = courtesan
[doe]: -Doa (Q)
conceit abuse: perception misinform
It is not...thy privilege: Just because you were accidentally harmed doesn't mean you'll get away with adultery.
[GOVERNOR]: S.p. missing in (Q)
overtook: taken with, charmed by
I am much...me fair: said sarcastically
Flatters recovery: to straighten everything out
gross: far gone
gifts of: ingredients for
tedious: slow to take effect
[Here's]: her's (Q)
perfection's: i.e., the time it takes to finish preparing the charm
Cum volui...luna, traho: "When I have willed, the very river banks admiring, rivers to their source turn themselves back; I roil the seas by singing, and shaken up, I stop them to a standstill; clouds I drive off and clouds I bring on; winds I both drive away and summon; I break serpents' jaws by words and songs, and set forests in motion, and command mountains to tremble, and the land to bellow, and spirits to come out of sepulchers. I draw you, moon, wherever (I wish)." Bullen cites three sources for this passage, including Scot.
woods walk: cf. Birnam Wood in Macbeth IV.i.
marbles: marble sepulchers
envolv'd: involved, intricate, all-encompassing
spits French: Firestone may be likening the glottal aspects of French pronunciation to the spitting of a angry cat.
howlet-time: time for the owlet, i.e., night
moments: time to appear
semina cum sanguine: seeds with blood; to the right, a witch feeding familiars, from A Rehearsall both straung and true, of hainous and horrible actes committed by Elizabeth Stile, Alias Rockingham, Mother Dutten, Mother Devell, Mother Margaret, Fower notorious Witches, apprehended at winsore in the Countie of Barks, and at Abbington arraigned, condemned, and executed on the 26 daye of Februarie laste Anno (1579).
[hither]: hether (Q)
tother: the other
when!: an exclamation of impatience
bear-breech: popular name for the herbaceous plant of the genus Acanthus, brank-ursine
red-hair'd girl: Corbin & Sedge cite Massinger's A Very Woman II.i, about a red-headed slave who "will poison rats,/Make him but angry, and his eyes kill spiders;/Let him but fasting, spit upon a toad,/And presently it bursts and dies; his dreams kill."
acopus: Bullen: "Pliny...mentions a plant of this name. It was so called from its soothing qualities (Gk. akopos)." cf. Acopon, a soothing salve; a poultice or plaster to relieve pain; an anodyne.
[Liard]: Liand (Q)
libbard's bane: leopard's bane, a plant of the genus Doronicum, a kind of Aconitum; it is mentioned in Jonson's The Masque of Queens.
younker: a young nobleman or gentleman
[damnation]: dampnation (Q)
burthen: 1) burdoun, the low undersong or accompaniment, which was sung while the leading voice sang a melody (cf. As You Like It III.ii, The Two Gentlemen of Verona I.ii), or else the refrain or chorus of a song, a set of words recurring at the end of each verse (cf. The Tempest I.ii), 2) crop, yield
let the air strike our tune: Cf. Macbeth IV.i ("I'll charm the air to give a sound") and 1 Henry IV III.i.
intelligence: report, information
[Who?]: how? (Q)
light: 1) light-headed, 2) wanton
[swoon]: Swowne (Q)
Your service cannot alter me from knowledge: my acting as a servant cannot have made me recognizable
one forsworn mouth/Hath got me two or three more here: Presumably Gaspero is saying that his forsworn mouth, i.e., his lying, has gotten him two or three more orifices, i.e., open wounds.
Urbin: probably an error for Ravenna, but the marriage could easily have taken place in another town
beneath myself: i.e., beneath his social level as a gentleman
[ ]: Some of the text in (Q) is missing.
worthy and unequall'd piece: He is referring ironically to Almachildes as a villain.
His injury: desecrating her father's skull
too low for: not worthy of
[Perform]: performes (Q)
known her better: with the sexual innuendo
I am touch'd: it affects me
[hired]: hirde- (Q)
This comes of scarfs: 1) being blindfolded, 2) an allusion to the extravagant dress of courtiers like Parolles in All's Well that Ends Well